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When he was five years old, he wanted to become a lawyer. Now that he is a lawyer, he acts like a five-years old.
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When i open my eyes every morning i pray to God that everyone should have a friend like you why should only i suffer!!!!!
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Tow men r talking, 1st: i got married coz i was tired of eating out, cleaning the house, doing the laundry & wearning shabby clothes. 2nd: Amazing, i just got divorced for the very same reasons !
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Ur brain is special. it has 2 part LEFT and RIGHT. In RIGHT, nothin LEFT in left, nothing RIGHT.
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The rain makes all things beautiful the grass and flowers too, but if rain really makes all things beautiful, why doesnt it rain on you?
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if you touch a refiring erator what it will think?
cool

inside fool outside.
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What is the height of Flirting ? what is the height of Flirting ? when your love letter starts with TO WHOMSOEVER IT MAY CONCERN.
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Ur cute gorgeous fine & dandy. really sexy u make me randy. ur good wiv ur mouth & also in bed..oops sorry wrong number 4get wot i sai!
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The only people whom i great Good morning are those who are smart, cute and malakas any sex appeal, so, pano ba yan ? E di goom afternoon na lang sayo!
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Braindetector activated, calibrating, now searching...,. still searching....,. get a good grip of your mobile.... still searching.,.. No braings found.
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E man pays $.2,00 for a $.1,00 item that he needs, a woman pay $.1,00 for $.2,00 item that. she does not need.
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BEEB! Send this message to 5of your friends and you will have unbelievable sex tonight! if you break this chain, you ll never have multiple orgasms agian!!
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A man who surrenders when has wrong, is Honest A man who surrenders when not sure, is wise. A man who surrenders even if has Right, is a Husband.
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An interesting line written at the back of a bikers t shint: if you are able to see this, please tell me that my girlfriend has fallen off.
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A peach is a peach, a plum is a plum. A kirs aint a kiss without some tongue. So open your mouth and close your eyes, and give your tongue some exercise!
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A small monkey come 2 me and ask, he want 2 make some i fool. i suggested ur name. hearing that it slapped me and told we dont want 2 play with our boss.
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A woman likes to have four animals in the house : a jaguar in front of the doorway, a fox in the closet, a bull in be, and a numbskulll to pay for this all.
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At this moment 3.7 million are sleeping, 2.3 million are eating and only 1 cutie in the whole world is reading this message. SMS!
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I LOVE U pls KISS me, shocked na. daro maat KISS means koi interesting S.M.S send me. Aab to thik hai na.
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I M sure you were born in this world as a cute baby. Now that youre e grown-up, i have one guestion..... what happened?????
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I want u 2 know dat our friendship means alot 2 me. U cry. U lauf i lauf. U jump out of da window i look down & den.... i lauf agian.
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It is charming, incredibly handsome, extremely good, well shaped, horny, an animal in bed and it knows one french word.... MOI !!!
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If you never want to see man agian. say : i love you, i want to marry you, i want to have children-they leave skid marks.
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you can buy gifts but not love.
You can pretend smile but not happiness. You can lie to other but not to yourself. You can have another friend but not as cut as i am!
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When i say good morning, it means im thinking of u, when i say take care, it means i care for you. When i say any cut mo, antok lang ako. Tulog na ko
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youre like my asthma, you take my breath away . Like dandruff i cant get you off my head. Like my car, you drive me creazy . Like dentures, i cant smile without you.
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If they say GOOD LOOKS could
KILL, then please don't look at
me! don't wanna see you die!
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Think u r sitting in front of
Computer, what wil Computer
think

"intel inside nental outside"
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If you have picture where you
look old, keep them. in twenty
years you can prove that you
have not changed a bit
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Hello, this is GOD, I make few bad
crations but you are the worst
monster i ever realised. My
apologies on behalf on the whole
world...
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i like to compare you luith a
nice cold glass of beer, beautiful
Colour, perfect taste, really
perfect and when the glass
is emty i just take the next one!
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A man who surrenders when
he's wrong, is Honest, A man
who surrenders when not Sure,
is wise. A man who surrenders
even if he's Right, is a Husband
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20% of the poputliation is now
drinking coffee, 60% is having
sex, 19% is watchin television
and one yokel is now holding
his mobile in his hand.
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2 lovers plan suicide... boy
jumped 1st, Girl closed her
eyes & return back saying.
"LOVE IS BLIND.." Boy in air
opened his parachute saying."
LOVE NEVER DIES"
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Doctor: You and your wife have
some blood group: Husband yeh
to hona hi tho 20 saal se mera
khoon jo pi rahi hai
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A girl phoned me the othe day
and said... " Come of over, there's
nobody was home...
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Birdy birdy in the sky, left a
poopie in my eye. Me don't care,
me don't cry me just happy
that a cow can't fly!!
Did i not see you yesterday at
the mall, with a grey jacket ?
No? than it was a rubbish bag
after all!
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FATHER: Tune colleg me muskil
kam konse slkhe SON: 2 muskil
kam sikhe danto se beer ki
bottle kholna aandhi me 1 tili
se cigraratte jalana.
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It is Charming, incredib handsome,
extremly good, well shaped,
horny, an animal in bed if
knows one French Word., Mo!!!
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If you never want to see a
man again, Say: i love you, i want
to marry you, want to have
Children-They leave skid Marks.
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Gulab to Gula hai Chahe use
tum sone ke kunde me rkho
ya mitti ke dost to aap hamare
ho chahe aap Central Jail me
raho ya pagal khane me.
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I Like to Compare you with a nice
cold glass of beer, beautiful
colour, perfect taste, really
perfect and when the glass is
emty i Just take the next one!
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Hello, this GOD. I Make few bad
Creations but you are the worst
monster i ever realised. My
apologies on behalf of the whole
world....
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God made man and then rested.
God made Women and then no
one rested.
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Ami jani apnar mble e taka nai !
Tai ami apnake 1ti 50tkr card eai number pathalam......niche
Namun....
Niche.......
R 1tu niche....
R 1tu niche....
R o 1 br.....
Si sih sih ! 50tkr jnne
apni ato niche....
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Tomar mathay ki shing ache ?
Nei ! Check koro, nei ! please abar
chack koro,nei ! Shotti nei ! Ok !
Us not problem.because,gadhar
mathai shing thake na....
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Zibon to mobile phone,monta
sim,friendship holo mis call,love
holo dail call,biye holo receive
call,shongshar holo network
busy,what u say ?
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Tomar dur-dine ami hobo
tomar sathi,
amra dujone debo durer
poth pari,
amar hate thakbe tomer
golar dari,
tumi bolbe"HAMBA HAMBA"
ami debo bari.
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Odvut kichu aabeg....
Ojana kichu onuvathi....
Oshomvob kichu valo laga...
Hoytoba koster voy....
Akakitter nirobotha....
Ai niye amader TOILETE
boshe thaka.
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Chock bondho koro dakho,
sopno ase ki na ! Vebe dakho,
valo baso ki na ! Pa barie
dakho,poth paw ki na ! Hat
barie dakho,kew VIKKHA dey ki
na !
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Tumi amar shoto sadhonar
dhon,jibon,moron,manik-roton,
tumi amar tepantorer tusher
dhaka meru.tumi amar gual
ghorer..."AUSTRAULIAN" goro.
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Nijum rate soytane gan gay,
eblise tobla bajay.
Porira nachey,
ginera hasay.
Bandore mula chabay,
R fajilra mobile tipy.
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Gorur lej nore chore,
lej othalei gobor pore,
jokhon sudhu gobor pore,
tor e kotha mone pore,
jotodin porbe gobor,
ami tor nebo khobor.
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HE+SHE=LOVE
HE+SHE+LOVE=MARRIGE
HE+SHE+LOVE+MARRIGE=CHILD
FAMILY
FAMILY MEANS PROBLEMS
SO DON'T LOVE.OK.

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