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RUSH HOUR sa isang bus. Ang apat na babae eh kumandong sa apat na lalaki.BABAE #1: Computer engineer ka ba?LALAKI #1: Oo. Bakit?BABAE #1: Eh kasi, your hardware is accessing my software...BABAE #2: Mechanical engineer ka ba?LALAKI #2: Oo. Bakit?BABAE #2: Eh kasi, your piston is trying to slide into my cylinder.BABAE #3: Civil engineer ka ba?LALAKI #3: Oo. Bakit?BABAE #3: Eh kasi, your tower is so high, it reached my heaven!.....BABAE #4: Electronics engineer ka ba?LALAKI #4: Oo. Bakit?BABAE #4: Eh kasi, your electron is entering my hole!
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17.11.2007 05:27 EST,
JUAN: Pare, ano ang baon mo ngayon?JOSE: Fillet ala El Niño!JUAN: Wow! Ang sarap! Ano ‘yun?JOSE: Tuyo!
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17.11.2007 05:23 EST,
TIBO: Bakit hindi ko na nakikita ang tatay mo?JUN: Nangibang-bahay po!TIBO: Baka nangibang-bansa?JUN: Hindi po. Itinanan ‘yung kapitbahay naming hostess at ibinahay sa malayo.
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17.11.2007 05:22 EST,
Apo: Lolo, naka-lipstick ka?.......Lolo: Ha? Bakit mo naitanong?.........Apo: Eh kasi po, lolo, lagpas-lagpas............Lolo: Walang-hiya talaga ‘yang lola mo! Hindi niya sinabing may regla pala siya! Syet! Syet! .......Hak....Hak.........Hak....
18.07.2007 07:50 EDT,
Coconut Coding ayon kay Kakang Tuting:Dalaginding: malauhog........18-24 y/o: wow buko!.........25-30 y/o: pamatid uhaw, pampalamig.............31-40 y/o: niyog… pwede pang panggata...........41-50 y/o: may tamis pa naman, bukayo.........51 y/o and up: kopra..............Para sa amoy-lupa na: VIRGIN COCONUT OIL Patent Code Cunt210 ..............
06.07.2007 12:23 EDT,
Sa isang hotel…Promdi: Alam kong promdi lang ako kaya ‘wag mo ‘kong lolokohin! Bakit ganito ang kuwarto ko? Maliit, wala pang kama! Wala ring bintana, ha?!Roomboy: Sir, nasa elevator pa lang tayo. Huwag kang praning.........
06.07.2007 12:20 EDT,
Sa isang radio station…Misis: Sir, mananawagan po sana ako sa mister ko. Kasi, dinala niya ang limang anak namin.Radio host: Sige po, misis! Go ahead!Misis: Pidyong… ibalik mo na ang mga bata. Isa lang naman ang sa ‘yo riyan!
27.06.2007 13:29 EDT,
Fiscal: Kung totoong ginahasa ka ng nasasakdal, bakit gumigiling ka pa raw pagkapasok ng ari niya? Babae: Sir, self-defense lang ‘yun para labasan at manghina siya agad.
27.06.2007 13:27 EDT,
Boy: Nanang, ingat po kayo riyan…nangangagat ang mga aso riyan.Nanang: Alam ko, iho. Sa tanda kong ito, wala pa ‘kong nakitang aso na nanununtok… adik ka ba?!
27.06.2007 13:26 EDT,
3 gurlz.Wer talking about vaginal wash..
Gurl1:ako downy pra mbango.
Gurl2:ako rejoice pra wlng sabit..
Gurl3:ako joy pra 1 patak kya ang TiTi na sangka2tak.
16.02.2007 18:48 EST,
Teacher: JANE,you copied from PARD'S test did'nt you?
Jane: how did you find out?
teacher: PARD'S answer says, I don't know; and yours says, ME NEITHER.
26.12.2006 05:50 EST,
Question: Why did'nt the skeleton go to the NEW YEAR's EVE.PARTY?
Answer: he had no body to go with.
26.12.2006 05:46 EST,
SCHOOL AHEAD GO SLOW:
Teacher: why r u late?
JHUNE: Because of that sign.
Teacher: What sign?
JHUNE: The 1 that says,SCHOOL AHEAD,GO SLOW.(@¿@) GRRRrrrr!nyak!
11.12.2006 05:12 EST,
Question : What's the difference between . Robber & a church bell?
Answer: one steals from the people,the other peals from the steeple.
11.12.2006 05:07 EST,


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