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Shayari
When i open my eyes
every morning
When i open my eyes
every morning i pray to
God that everyone should
have a friend like you....
Why should only i suffer!!!
One day Santa"s Girlfriend
asks him,"
One day Santa"s Girlfriend
asks him, Darling, om our
Engagement will you give
me a RING?Santa:Ya sure,
Give me ur Telephone No.
" " "When I was born
Devil said.."
"When I was born Devil
said...Oh Shit!!! Another
GOD!!!..& When u were
born devil said ...Oh Shit!!!!
Competition...!!! ....
Fill in the blank...I"m
ur .....friend-"
Fill in the blank...I"m
ur .....friend- a)-Cute b)-
Sweet c)-Loving d)-Boy/
Girl e)-Best of all Reply is a
must... ""
" " "Do U know the
fullform of COLLEGE- "
"Do U know the fullform
of COLLEGE- C-Come,O-
On,L-Lets, L-Love, E-
Each,G-Girl,E-
Equally......Thats why
boys go to college
regularly....
Who said english is
easy???Fill in the blank
Who said english is
easy???Fill in the blank with
YES or No... 1.-----I don"t
have brain... 2.-----I dont
have sence... 3.-----I am
stupid....
" " " If ur world is spining
Round & Round."
" If ur world is spining
Round & Round..&
Round....Ur heart is
beating fast ,do u think its
LOVE? na Munna na its
called high B/P...
Merry Christmas, Enjoy
New Year,
Merry Christmas, Enjoy
New Year, Happy Easter,
Good luck on Valentines,
Spooky Halloween &
Happy Birthday Now bug
off and don't annoy me
for the next 12 months!!!!
what happend 2 ur
mobile?
what happend 2 ur
mobile? i was trying 2 call
u but i got this msg:
welcome 2 D jungle
network,D monkey u r
tring 2 call is on tree plz
try later.
First the engagement ring,
then t
First the engagement ring,
then the wedding ring,
then the suffering
Last night I lay in my bed
Last night I lay in my bed
looking at the beautiful
stars, the moon and the
sky...then i thought where
the fuck is my roof
Birdy birdy in the sky
dropped
Birdy birdy in the sky
dropped a poopy in my
eye, I don't worry I don't
cry, I'm just happy that
cows can't fly!
If your a Vegetarian to be
nice
If your a Vegetarian to be
nice to animals, why are
you eating there food
I'm a killer, i kill people for
money
I'm a killer, i kill people for
money, but you are my
friend
I KILL YOU FOR FREE !!
Its been a rough day.I got
up this
Its been a rough day.I got
up this morning,put on a
shirt N a button fell off.I
picked up my briefcase N
the handle came off.I'm
afraid 2 go 2 the bathroom
Jesus says to John come
forth ill
Jesus says to John come
forth ill give you eternal
life. John came fifth he
won a toaster
At dis moment in time 10
million people
At dis moment in time 10
million people r having
sex.5 million people r
drinking coffee.100 million
people r sleeping & 1
stupid fool is reading my
text!pass on
The rain makes all things
beautiful
The rain makes all things
beautiful. The grass &
flowers 2. If rain makes all
things beautiful why
doesn’t it rain on you?
i want u 2 know dat our
friendship
i want u 2 know dat our
friendship means alot 2
me.U cry i cry.U lauf i
lauf.U jump out of da
window... I look down &
den... i lauf again
An independant study has
proven
An independant study has
proven dat those who
have a bad sex life & who
are crap in bed are readin
dis message in their right
hand!
I'm @ the police station
I'm @ the police station
now been done 4 drink
driving.Urine sample was
positive so I nicked the
sample.they r now doin
me 4 taking the piss
girls are like phones.
girls are like phones. we
like to be held and talked
too- but if u press the
wrong button u'll be
disconnect


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