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the pirate

03.05.2013 01:58 EDT
A pirate walked into a bar and the bartender said : 'Hey, I haven't seen you in a while. What happened? You look terrible.'

'What do you mean?' said the pirate, 'I feel fine.'

Bartender: 'What about the wooden leg? You didn't have that before.'

Pirate: 'Well, we were in a battle and I got hit with a cannon ball, but I'm fine now.'

Bartender: 'Well, ok, but what about that hook? What happened to your hand?'

Pirate: 'We were in another battle. I boarded a ship and got into a sword fight. My hand was cut off. I got fitted with a hook. I'm fine, really...'

Bartender: 'What about that eye patch?'

Pirate: 'Oh, one day we were at sea and a flock of birds flew over. I looked up and one of them s**t in my eye.'

Bartender: 'You're kidding, you lost an eye just from bird s**t?'

Pirate: 'It was my first day with the hook.'
2 Comments:
Most funny.
06.05.2013 04:48 EDT,
Hahahaha silly pirate . . .
05.05.2013 00:27 EDT,


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