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Once upon a Time

26.12.2009 16:18 EST
There was once a womanwho was married to a manwho would make extremelyload and disgusting fartsevery morning as soon ashe woke up. Every time hedid so, the woman wasdisgusted and told him, "Oneof these days, you're goingto fart your guts out!"One morning the woman gotup early to cook a turkey fora party they were hostingthat night. As she lookeddown at the turkey's gutsand entrails that she hadjust removed, she got aMischievous little idea...The woman then took theturkey entrails and guts andwalked upstairs to herbedroom, where her husbandwas still sleeping. Shecarefully pulled down hisshorts and placed the turkeyguts inside them. She smiledand went back downstairs tofinish her work.A few minutes later, sheheard her husband wake upwith his usual "Sonic-Boom"fart, immediately followed bya blood-curdling scream. Shelaughed as she heard himrun into the bathroom.A short while later, he camedown to the kitchen stillpanting from the scare. Shetried to hold back a smile asshe asked him what was thematter.This was his reply: "Honey,you were right! You said oneof these days i was gonnafart my guts out. And ithappened! But, by the graceof God and a can of WD-40, igot most of it back in!"

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