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05.04.2011 04:03 EDT
Once upon a time, there was a software engineer who used to develop programs on his Pentium machine, sitting under a tree on the banks of a river. He used to earn his bread by selling those programs in the Sunday market. One day, while he was working, his machine tumbled off the table and fell in the river. Encouraged by the Panchatantra story of his childhood (the woodcutter and the axe), he started praying to the River Goddess. The River Goddess wanted to test him and so appeared only after one month of rigorous prayers. The engineer told her that he had lost his computer in the river. As usual, the Goddess wanted to test his honesty.

She showed him a match box and
asked, "Is this your computer ?"
Disappointed by the Goddess' lack
of computer awareness, the
engineer replied, "No." She next
showed him a pocket-sized
calculator and asked if that was
his. Annoyed, the engineer said
"No, not at all!!" Finally, she came
up with his own Pentium machine
and asked if it was his. The
engineer, left with no option,
sighed and said "Yes." The River
Goddess was happy with his
honesty. She was about to give
him all three items, but before
she could make the offer, the
engineer asked her, "Don't you
know that you're supposed to
show me some better computers
before bringing up my own ?" The
River Goddess, angered at this,
replied, "I know that, you stupid
idiot! The first two things I showed
you were the Trillennium and the
Billennium, the latest computers
from IBM!" So saying, she
disappeared with the Pentium!!

Moral: If you're not up-to-date
with technology trends, it is better keep your mouth shut and let people think you're a fool, than to open your mouth and prove it !!!
Ha ha funny..thanks for a joke u has shown to me
05.04.2011 08:46 EDT,
Mapla idhellam namma tamil'la eludhi enakku send pantriya? CoS na engliships la konjam week pa. Haha anyway mapla great work da. . . .
05.04.2011 05:59 EDT,
V. NICE. Thank U friend. Musayel.
05.04.2011 05:36 EDT,
Nice moral
05.04.2011 04:43 EDT,
Thats vry nice ! Keep it up wid God name .. God loves u & God bless u always, Amen:D :)

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