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25.10.2011 01:08 EDT
Monday, October 24
From Texas, USA

Lets f'n ROLL!! We are live tonight in Austin, TX. Apparently, Jerry The King has never seen anything like what Show and Henry did it...was he working when Show did it with Brock? Come on, guys! Geez! Cole and King oversell last night's PPV as Triple H's music plays. Trips (in T-Shirt and Jeans Attire 1) comes out with his angry face. Triple H says that this is a tough business. He was taught real early by K. Kowalski that you can either make friends or you can make money. Triple H always pretty much lived by that creedo but considered himself a lucky one because had both friends and money. He thought he could count on these guys. These guys that would never royally fuck up a jackknife powerbomb. He name drops HBK, X-Pac and finally Kevin Nash. Somewhere along the way, things changed. Triple H ain't got no friends, he realizes now. Nash changed as what was important to him became business, money, and power, not so much friendship. He throws up the Clique's little wolfpac hand gesture. He thought this was forever, but Nash came to the ring and tried to break H's neck. He's not worried about his neck, though, or his physical well being. It's a tough business. What Triple H is more worried about is his heart....Kevin Nash broke Triple H's heart. Triple H knows he's here so get on out here. Triple H is going to kick his ass for breaking his heart...
Instead of Nash, we get John Laurinitis. He says that he heard Nash is not here, but is instead on a La-Z-Boy. Triple H tells him to shut up and tells him not to go through the ropes. Triple H tells Ace that if he walks through the ropes, it's not going to end well for him. Ace tries to talk and Triple H says shut up again. Ace keeps talking anyways. Triple H tells him that the Exec VP of Talent Relations and Interim General Manager of RAW, but Trips is the COO so what he's going to be tonight is the guy that goes back and scours the building to find Nash and bring him out to Triple H. If Ace doesn't want Triple H to embarrass the company, then he needs to find Nash and offer him a contract. Triple H says, if not, he's going to find Nash himself and probably end up in jail and embarrass this company because of what he does. So in the interest of this company, Ace best find Nash so Triple H can kick his ass. Ace says he's being unreasonable, but Triple H walks up the ramp. His piece has been said. Triple H turns around at the top of the stage to tell Ace shut up and here comes Nash with a sledgehammer. He hits Triple H in the back as Ace quiestions Nash's reasonings for being here.
In the back, Triple H tries to walk by himself and ends up fainting.
Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the Triple H show.
We are back, after a break and we get Cole's sooper serious voice, going over what happened. They replay the otherwise weak looking shot of Nash hitting Trips with the sledgehammer as well as tossing a few stagehands around. In the back, Trips is about to be placed in an ambulance but Nash is there. Triple H is attacked to a stretcher and knocked out. Nash drags him up towards some boxes and grabs Sledgy. He sizes up the H's and goes for a head shot but we've got a lot of security holding him back...whoa. Overkill much? Triple H is face down on the ground, knocked the F out like a WWE logo. Johnny Ace is there to apologize. Well that's kind of him. We go to another what voice will Cole and King use when we come back?!?!
Back, for the third time and the ambulance is headed out. Oh yay, another replay. Good lord, they are really taking about 30 minutes of the show for this? I don't know if this is upsetting you guys as much as it is me, but I could have sworn we've seen a feud between these two before and it was the epitome of crap. This is all too familiar territory and I am not happy. Let's move on, yes? Yes.

* Randy Orton & Sheamus vs Cody Rhodes & Christian
Celtic Cross on Rhodes gave Sheamus and Orton the win.

BACKSTAGE: Johnny Ace is on the phone with someone saying that Triple H is doing ok after the attack. It is Stephanie McMahon on the phone and she blames Ace. After the call Otunga stands up and tells Ace that Stephanie is just upset. Cena came in to complain about Miz and Truth attacking him last night. Cena tells Ace to follow Zack Ryder and he should quit for 2 weeks. Ace gives Cena a tag team match against Miz and Truth tonight, with Ace choosing Cena's partner.

* Dolph Ziggler vs Santino Marella
Zig Zig by Dolph ends Santino quickly. After the match Swagger locks in ankle lock on Santino. Mason Ryan makes the save.

BACKSTAGE: The Bella Twins are in the back talking about what happened. Here comes Zack Ryder and says he's been chosen as Cena's partner! Ryder says he is happier than ever when he found out there's a girl thinking that he is cute!

Up Next : Let us all welcome Ricardo Rodriguez and his busted eye as he brings out Del Rio. Here comes the successful Champion hisself, Alberto Del Rio. He is on the mic and calls everyone idiots because they thought that Cena was going to win. (I didn't, Del Rio! Promise!). He says that He was the last man standing and Cena was lying on the floor like a dying dog. He has proven once and for all that he is the better man so as far as Cena, Del Rio is done with him. He had his chance and he lost, so Del Rio is moving on. The problem is that there is no one better than Del Rio in the WWE so you better get used to seeing him as the champion for a long, long, long time. Au contrair, mon friar!
CM Punk's music hits and he's got a pipe bomb in hand! Punk comes out saying that Del Rio must have gotten hit in the head a bit hard because Punk has beaten him a couple of times. In fact, it was four weeks ago on RAW when he beat him. Something else that he may not remember is that Punk never received his one on one title shot, soooooo Punk proposes the question, do you got the cajones to put the title on the line against Punk? Del Rio says he will defend his title against any worthy opponent, but Punk isn't worthy. He didn't win last night, so in Del Rio's eyes, that makes Punk a loser and losers don't deserve title shots. He does have an idea, he tells Punk to come see Del Rio when Punk gets a victory. Punk is at the back of the line according to Del Rio. Punk looks quite sad as the crowd chants his name. Punk had a feeling Del Rio was going to say that. Maybe Punk doesn't deserve a title shot, maybe he is at the back of the line. Maybe he IS a loser. But maybe, if Del Rio isn't willing to give him a shot, he'll just put Del Rio to sleep anyway.
Here's Johnny Ace...again. He says he is in charge and this shit ain't goin down like this anymore. He's the boss. Punk shows him how to correctly hold a microphone. Ace is thinking of a match. Punk vs Del Rio for the WWE Title at Survivor Series. Punk says ok, but what's the catch? Is it going to be a handicap match or something? Ace says, there's only one thing Punk has got to do. Punk makes a skateboard reference. What Ace wants is for Punk to tell Ace that he respects him. Punk calls him Aretha Franklin. He wants respect? Respect is earned, not given. He says that WWE isn't any better with Ace in charge. Ace says to swallow his pride and say that he respects him. Punk says, "I respect you, Funk Man" in his Johnny Ace impression. That ain't good enough, it seems, so Punk has one more chance. Ok...Punk says that he respects the fact that each week, Johnny comes out each week, live, with this completely lost deer in the headlights look on his face. He respects the fact that he doesn't know how to hold a mic. He respects the fact that Ace would wrestle with a mullet and was never any good yet somehow still got to the top, showing the world new found levels of ass kissing, but above all he respects the fact that someone with so little has done so much. Ace says nah, that ain't good enough and he no longer thinks Punk is suitable for the title shot. he is going to take another week to think about it. Punk says that while he is thinking for a week, Punk wants Ace to think about this, and he attacks Del Rio. He goes for the GTS but Rodriguez makes the save. Of course, Rodriguez takes the GTS.

* Natalya vs Alicia Fox
Via a sunset flip.

* John Morrison vs Wade Barrett
Morrison goes for the springboard but Wade catches him in The Wasteland. Nice move Wade!

After a commercial, we are back with Zack Ryder all smiles. Josh Mathews asks if he feels any pressure. Ryder says that this is his first ever Main Event and Cena and he go way back. He's not worried about Miz or Truth. He is about to Woo Woo Woo but Miz and Truth attack him from the side. They take turns beatin his ass before The Miz runs with a boot to the face of Ryder....there goes the Main Event...
As Truth and Miz come out, Miz asks for the music to be cut. Miz says that a revolution that has been on the rise for quite some time and Triple H tried to contain it, but look at Trips now. Truth now, says Trips got exactly what he deserves. Last night, The Miz says, they stood up to the arrogance of this conspiracy. When they rise up, no one will be safe from the Truth. Zack Ryder just found out first hand and so did Triple H. Truth says that people must have thought they were done last night, but the party is just getting started. This is only the beginning. Cena though the conspiracy was going to help him with that joke of a tag team partner. Truth says that nothing is going to save Cena till he gets GOT. Miz tells Cena that he can wear all his motivational catch phrases, but he cannot rise above this.
Justin Roberts announces that this match will now be a Handicap Match.

The Miz & R-Truth vs John Cena
Truth hits Cena with the water bottle that caused the dq. After the match Miz with the Skull Crushing Finale and Truth with the paydirt to end Cena. Johnny Ace came out and says on the ramp that both Truth and Miz have disrespected him. He wants both of these guys to leave and leave right now! Ace changed his mind and he wants Cena to choose a ...

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