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28.02.2012 00:50 EST
Monday, February 27

We start the show with the Super Serious Cena promo from last week and in case you didn't know, John Cena is ready. Like super ready. And we're starting with a doozy here as we're getting CM Punk vs. Daniel Bryan right out the gate!

Ooooo, but before this match gets started, Chris Jericho's music hits and he has something to say! He makes his way quickly down the ramp and scowls as sharply as his jacket. Jericho knows that there's a big match, but what he has to say is more important. He would like to preface it by saying that he thinks Punk is one of his favorite performers, but he's not as good at Jericho and he knows it. He never had to call himself the best, other people said it for him. He never had to write it on the back of a t-shirt, it would be on the back of the signs. He is part of a special breed of performers. He is one of a dying breed of performers that toured the world honing their craft, learning their skills and becoming stars before ever getting to the WWE...hmmmmm. A breed that cared more about performance than the hierarchy of power. A breed that was given nothing and took everything. He's got a bad attitude and a bad reputation, but he didn't give a damn because he knew he was good and he knew he was the best. Now, Punk is just like Jericho. A maverick, a rebel that went against the grain. Something more than anyone though that he would. In translation, it's because Punk just wants to be Jericho.

Punk stops him, he says everyone is aware of how good Jericho is. The issue Punk has is him coming out here and accusing Punk is stealing his gimmick. Punk brings up Bret Hart who claimed to be the best. Did Jericho invent that? Did he invent Canada? Jericho calls it typical and smarmy, never serious. Punk needs to take Jericho serious, because this is a whole different level from anything. This isn't some kind of gimmick, he is the best in the world and has proven it for the past 22 years. He says his matches will live long after he is gone. Punk says that Jericho keeps saying that, his words scream superiority but the inflection in his voice shows inferiority. Who is he trying to prove that he's the best to; the people? Punk? Or himself? It seems Jericho is jealous. Punk came from the same place, the same obstacles, but now he has surpassed everything Jericho has done, didn't he? Sure, Jericho beat Rock and Stone Cold in the same night 10 years ago, but he was never "The Man" like how CM Punk is the Man. He says that is Jericho's fault, and only Jericho's fault. CM Punk claims he is the best WRESTLER. The distinction is very simple, he was born this way, this is who he is and what he does. While Jericho chooses to leave to write books and be on game shows and be a Rock Star. All the while, I'm here, on top, swimming with sharks, while you're dancing with stars!

Jericho says that all the while he was doing this superstar shit, all he could think of was CM Punk ripping him off. All of those Jan. 2 vignettes and the flashy jacket, it's all window dressing because he came back for one reason and one reason only. To embarrass you on the biggest stage in the world and to shove down Punk's throat that HE IS THE BEST IN THE WORLD AT WHAT HE DOES. Punk says, that's all you had to say then. Punk says that they don't need the pyro or the inflatable letters and screw your stupid light bright jacket!!!! The only thing that they need is him and Jericho in a ring and on April 1st, we're going to find out exactly who the best in the world is. He tells Jericho that when he sees Punk celebrating, it won't be the end of THE world, it's just going to be the end of Jericho's. Cue Bryan's music. AJ!!!!!

It appears that Teddy Long and Santino were at the announce booth the entire time. Johnny Ace and David Otunga join them as AJ stands ringside, wondering what I'm wearing...jeans, AJ. Jeans.

CM Punk vs Daniel Bryan
Otunga goes up the apron to interfere but Santino hits him with the Cobra and both General Managers Teddy and Laurinaitis yell at each other. Bryan refuses to fight so he walks up the ramp but Sheamus came out and shoves him back into a GTS from Punk. After the match the two GM's went at each other but Otunga and Santino break them up. Punk poses but suddenly he is attacked from behind by Jericho. He locks in Walls of Jericho.

* Kelly Kelly vs Nikki Bella
Nikki goes for a roll up but Kelly reversed it into a bridged pin.

Miz comes out with a microphone. Before he gets to Cena, he has something he's got to give off of his chest. He's worked too hard to be treated like this. In the past year, no one has worked harder than Miz, not even John Cena. Who do you think the WWE calls upon to represent them? The Miz. He does all of this, but yet, his name has yet to be called upon for Wrestlemania. The crowd lays it in on him. He claims the crowd would love it if The Miz wasn't even at Mania. It's a crime, but everyone listen. He's going to rectify this crime. He's going to prove to everyone that he is Wrestlemania. He's going to do it by beating the man he beat in the main event of last year's Mania. Let's hope Miz doesn't injure Cena or Vinnie Mac will assure he ain't going to any Manias.

* The Miz vs John Cena
AA but he doesn't pin. Then STF and Miz taps out. After the match..Holy crap..they show The Rock in the backstage watching the match. He stops hopping long enough to look at the screen and does a You Can't See Me taunt. He pulls down the imaginery curtain and we get some Windows Live Screen swipe downwards.

* R-Truth & Kofi Kingston vs Dolph Ziggler & Jack Swagger vs Primo & Epico
Epico hits a backstabber on Swagger for the pin. After the match Kane comes out and destroys everyone in the ring.

In the back, Otunga and Johnny Ace are talking about the Oscars. They are interrupted by Teddy and Johnny Ace shows actual emotion as he gets pissed off that Teddy is here. Teddy says he doesn't want to be here, but he's heard a rumor that Johnny Ace won't be running RAW next week. Ace says he heard a rumor as well, that Teddy is fired as a GM. Teddy says he knows something that isn't a rumor...that Ace is a horses ass.

There is a video package of Eve's little heel turn and Cena's bashing of her afterwards. Once done, Eve is introduced and we get to see Eve, the performing artist.

She shakes her head with a face of misunderstanding and frustration. Hoeski chant ensues. She tells us all that we are free to judge her. She is a woman living in a man's world. She tells men what they need to hear and they love it. She may use them, but there's not a man in this world that wouldn't love to be used by a woman like her...she may be on to something. She says it's not her fault that men are dumb asses. You think she asked for it? They [men] crumble at my feet like little puppies begging for my affection. We shouldn't blame her for her natural strengths, but rather ourselves for our weaknesses. She then blows us a lil peck.

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In the back, Eve is struttin her stuff and here's Kelly Kelly, also known as the pot while Eve plays the kettle. She tells Eve that she's a totally different person now. Eve laughs her off, then walks away. Here's Alicia Fox who is just as angry.

Further in the back, Sheamus and Big Show are speaking, but we can't hear them.

Cody Rhodes wants to make a quick announcement. He brings up Floyd Mayweather and the embarrassing moment that Floyd handed Big Show. We get another "Cody Rhodes Presents" and see where Floyd broke Show's nose. It's replayed a few times to get the point across then we see the actual match with added sound effects for punches. haha.

* Big Show & Sheamus vs Cody Rhodes & Mark Henry
Brogue Kick to Henry and he pins him.

The Rock is here! He soaks in the chants a bit then wants us to tone it down...that doesn't happen. He shows his goosebumps to the camera. Thank God for HD, right? He's covered in goosebumps because this feels so damned good. A "You Do Acid" chant starts. (or "Boots to Asses") The Rock says that we'll get into some chants all night long (read, also 10 more minutes). He says that this may be a shock to a lot of people, but he's not here every single week. He was here every single week for years. That was his job and he loved it. The Rock was born and created here in the WWE. He also knows that if it weren't for the WWE or the fans, The Rock would never exist. When he came back and said he was back and he was never going away, he meant it. The Rock has notes on his arm...age doin a number, ey Rocky? Did that mean he'd be back on a weekly basis? No, that's not what was meant or what was expected, but if someone in the back wants to take that literally, then you go right ahead, and you know who he's talking to. He respects the audiences' ---The Rock is cut off by a Fruity Pebbles chant. The audience knows that Rock's heart and soul is in this business. He is standing in t he middle of this ring, right now, for no other reason than the love he has for the WWE. He will always be a part of the WWE. And the WWE will always be a part of him.

John Cena. For years, The Rock used to think he was a phony. He thought that there was no way that the guy who graduated from a private school became the Dr. of Thuganomics. Then The Rock realized, he's not a phony, he is that guy. The guy that ran The Rock last week. The guy that had all that passion and that anger. That he couldn't talk to The Rock directly. The truth is, he has The Rock's cell phone number and has used it before. The thing is, he doesn't want to talk to him ...

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