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Question: "How to kill an ant?"
Asked in an exam for 10 marks!
Mix chilli powder with sugar,
Keep it outside the ant's hole
After eating,
ant will search for some water near a water tank.
Push ant in to it!
Now ant will go to dry itself near fire,
When it reaches fire, put a bomb into d fire!
Then admit wounded ant in icu!
And then
remove oxygen mask from it's mouth and kill the ant :-|
Don't play with students!
They can do any thing for 10 marks

(dedicated to those who are facing exams in this month)
Cricket is getting excited day by day with the introduction of ICL n T20...
Same rules should be applied in Examz!
(1) Exams Timing Should Be Reduced To One Hour.
(2) Power Play - No Invigilator In Exam Hall For 1st 15 mins.
(3) Cheer Leaders - To Dance After Every Right Answer Written.
(4) Strategic Time-Out - Time For Students For Discussion.
(5) Super Over - Chance For Students To Form Their Own Question. :-)
(Collected by Nishant)

(dedicated to nishant :p)

1st: I am getting married because I am tired of eating out, cleaning house & doing laundry.

2nd: Strange, I am taking divorce for same reasons!

(dedicated to Dustomi1 :p)
A girl to her bf

"Baby what are you gifting me this valentine's day ?

Boy : "Anything you want"
... Girl : "I want a ring"
Boy " Okay I will give you a ring on your phone, but don't accept it. I have low credit in my phone" lol;D

(dedicated to Misbah :p)
Dad: I want you to marry a girl of my choice...
Son: No...
Dad: The girl is BILL GATES daughter...
Son: Then okay...

Dad goes to BILL GATES

Dad: I want your daughter to marry my son...
B G: No...
Dad: My son is the CEO of world bank...
B G: Then okay...

Dad goes to the president of world bank...

Dad: Appoint my son as CEO...
PRD: No...
Dad: He is the son-in-law of BILL GATES...
PRD: Then okay...

Interviwer : let me check your word power!
Boy: okay sir!
I : tell me oposite of 'Good'
B: hmmm 'bad'!
I: Come
B: Go
I: ugly
B: pichlli
B: ugllyYyY
I: shut up!
B: keep talking
I: ok stop now these all
B: ok now carry on this all
I: get out!
B: come in!
I: oh my god!
B: oh my devil!
I: u r rejected!
B: im selcted!
Thnku sir thnku :P
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