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Life Span

On the very first day, God created the
cow. He said to the cow, "Today I have
created you! As a cow, you must go to
the field with the farmer all day long.
You will work all day under the sun! I
will give you a life span of 50 years."
The cow objected. "What? This kind of
tough life you want me to live for 50
years? Let me have 20 years, and the
30 years I'll give back to you."
So God agreed.
On the second day, God created the
monkey. He said to the monkey,
"Monkeys have to entertain people,
You've got to make them laugh and do
monkey tricks. I'll give you a life span
of 20 years."
The monkey objected, "What? Make
them laugh? Do monkey faces and
tricks? Ten years will do, and the other
10 years I'II give back.
So God agreed.
On the third day, God created the dog.
He said to the dog," What you are
supposed to do is to sit all day by the
door of your house. Any people that
come in, you will have to bark at them!
I'II give you a life span of 20 years."
The dog objected. "What? All day long
to sit by the door? No way! I give you
back my other 10 years of life.
So God agreed.
On the fourth day, God created man
and said to him, "Your job is to sleep,
eat, and play. You will enjoy very
much in your life, I'll give you a 20 year
life span."
The man objected. "What? Such a good
life! Eat, play, sleep, do nothing? Enjoy
the best and you expect me to live
only for 20 years? No way man!....Why
don't we make a deal?
Since the cow gave you back 30 years,
and the monkey gave you back 10
years and the dog gave you back 10
years, I will take them from you! That
makes my life span 70 years, right?"
So God agreed.
AND That's why.... In our first 20 years,
we eat, sleep, play. Enjoy the best and
do nothing much. For the next 30
years, we work all day long, suffer and
get to support the family. For the next
10 years, we entertain our
grandchildren by making monkey
faces and monkey tricks. And for the
last 10 years, we stay at...
Hehe funny story intriguing, I think it was a serious story but.. the story ends with a smile from the reader, nice one :)
12.09.2012 18:57 EDT,

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