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→ You are so beautiful, sweet and
faithful... It is a pity that I do not like
→ I think you are ugly and stupid, You
are a real pain in the …... Wait a
moment.... oh no, I do have the right
→ Roses are red, violets are blue,
when I sense the smell of the
bathroom, I think of you !
→ I do not swear, I do not smoke and I
do not drink ! O damned My sigarette
has fallen in my glass of beer ..
→ I wish you lots of itching and short
→ You have the face of a saint...a
→ Will we play the hulk together??.....I
will be tall and strong and you green
and ugly!!!
→ If you did not have any feet, would
you wear shoes?? why do you
wear a bra????!!!
→ A fart is a flying planet, created by
God and produced by men!
→ Why do men fart more often than
women ? Because women do not keep
their mouth shut long enough to build
up the pressure..
→ Oké honey, we will try one more
time!! How do you spell 'IQ' ?
→ I am born this way, but what is your
→ I love the sea, I love the rocks, but
when I see you I need to puke !
→ Some people die. Others become a
→ The more the merrier. The more
women, the more prettier.
→ Women are just like frogs. They
have a big mouth and are scared of the
→ If I ever die because of marihuana,
mark on my grave, I am too stoned to
get up!!
→ When I was a baby, I played with
toys. Now I'm a lady and I play with
→ You know when you are really too
fat? When you are on the beach and
Greenpeace carries you back to the
→ When are you really full of
confidence? .............. If you fart having
→ Roses are red ... Violets are blue ...
but a face like yours belongs in the
zoo !!!
→ On the door of a toilet....Some
people come here to sit and wonder, I
come here to shit like thunder!
→ Nice hair, a shame that you sit on it.
→ Roses are red violets are blue, shit
stinks and so do you!
→ He kisses her gently on the...
Tum ne mera dimag bigar diya...very funy.
10.09.2012 22:54 EDT,
Awesome lets we say.. hip hip hooray 1000x until tired hehe
10.09.2012 07:42 EDT,

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