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Techr 2 stdnt-homewrk kyu nhi kia?
Stu-sir,lyt nhi thi.
Techr-to mombti jla leta.
Stu-sir,machis nhi thi.
Techr-kyu?
Stu-puja ghar me rkhi thi.
Techr-to le aata.
Stu-nhaya nhi tha sir.
Techr-nhaya kyu nhi tha?
stu-pani nhi tha sir,
techr-are,pani kyu nhi tha?
Stu-sir motor nhi chal rha tha.
Techr-huh,huh.ab motor ko kya hua kmine?
Stu-sir kitni bar bolu light nhi thi...:-)
Achhi Baat To
Sab Ko
Achi Lagti Hai
Lekin
Jab
Tume
Kisi Ki Buri Baat Bhi
Buri Na Lage
To
Samjho

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.Tumhe
Pyar
Nahi
Hua Hai
ZALEEL
Hone
Ki
Adat Ho gayi Hai
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SARDAR Dials a Number....
A girl received.
SARDAR: Hello Kaun?
Girl: Main SEETA...
SARDAR: O teri !!
Ye to Ayodhya Lag Gaya.
Sorry MAIYAA
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Sardar interview mein
Boss-tumhara janm kahan hua tha?
Sardar-Tiruavantpuram me.
Boss- Spelling batao,
Sardar- Mazak kr raha tha sir Goa me hua tha.
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Last Week
on a
rainy day
i was
walkin on d road.
Dere was nobody on d road.
Suddenly it strted raining.
A girl came near me & said,
"comeon,
get in2 my
umbrella"
but i said,
"its ok behen ! no thanks"&
walked away
Moral :
Moral voral
kuch nhi,
ladki kuch khas nahi thi ;-)
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( ',')
<) )> Yaar Mujhe 1
_! \_ Baat Batao.
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???
Meri Chappal Fir Gayab Hai,
Tum Kabhi Baaz Aoge ki Nahi Apni In Harkato Se...
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Bihari boy to a Girl
Boy- Phone Number DEBU HO..??
Girl- "Tamiz se baat karo".
Boy- My dear with due respect i would like to say that
Phone Number DEBU KA.
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Bhojpuri shayari-
Arj kaile bani...
Style tohar tauba tauba,
Gajab tohar smile ba,
Call / Msg ta tu kare-lu na,
khali halla kaile baru ki hamra paas Mobile ba
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TIPS how to save 10 paisa per year .
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Isme bhi interested ho..?
Kasam se yaar..
maan gye
Kaha le jaoge itna bachakar
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SANTA- Yaar koi aisa gift bata jo sidha teri bhabi k dil per ja k lage.
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BANTA- Goli mar de saali ko..!!:-
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Teacher-do u know value of period?
std-Yes sir,
1 bar pados ki didi ko nahi hua,
to
uski ma behosh ho gyi,
bap ko heartattack hua,
aur mera bhai bhag gaya
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Kaun Banega Crorepati
BIG B-"sote waqt apki biwikaisi dikhti he?
A-beautiful
B-cute
C-sad
D-ugly
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Sardar-"I want to phone a friend.":D;)


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