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DESI JOKES

The brains of madras,
beauty of Bengal,
wealth of Gujarat &
strength of Punjab.
Translation:
madras di buddi,
Bengal di fuddi,
Gujarat da dhan
te Punjab da lun.
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Bewafa tum ho to wafadaar hum bhi nahi,
besharam tum ho to sharamdaar hum bhi nahi,
pyaar ke is mode par aake kehte ho shadishuda ho
to kya hua darling...kunware hum bhi nahin!
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Subah-2 jab khirki kholay,
fruitwala zore se bole:
8 rupay ke 12 kelay,
kum paray to mera lelay.
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Rail ki patri par mat hagaa karo,
train aayegi gaand kat jaayegi.
abhi haath se gaand dhotay ho,
baad mein gaand se haath dho baithogay!!!!!!!!!!
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A girl selling SANDWICH on the beach in goa, asked a
sardar, "sardarji,
sandwich loge?" Sardar ji replied, "o, kamliye sand
wich kyon?, room
wich
kyon nahi?"
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A couple recently married was happy with the whole
thing. He was
happy with the hole & She was happy with the thing!
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What is the difference between the Indian cricketer &
condom?
Cricketer drops the catch and condom catches the
drop!!!!!
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If u have 2 balls between ur legs, then u r a man, but
if u have 4
balls
between ur legs, don't think u r a superman, there's
someone
fucking u.
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Talwaar aur Salwaar mein kya samaanta hai?
Dono hi ke khulne par Aadmi ghayal ho jata hai!!
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Yeh waqt nahin hai rone ka,
Yeh waqt hai baccha hone ka.
Uss waqt kyon nahin royee thi,
Jab chipak ke soyee thi.
Ab jo...


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