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1ladki ne apne boyfriend ka lund 1st time pakda, or kiss karne lagi, tabhi lund se kuch drop nikli, Girl- what is this? Boy-yeh khushi k aasu hai pagli.

Boy2girl: Tumhari tango k bich kya he? Girl: Nark he! Or tumhari tango k bich kya he? Boy: 1papi jo Nark me jana chata he.

Teacher: h-hat, i- icecream, j-jar, k-kite, l-lund, oh! Sorry muh se nikal gaya. Student: koi bat nahi teacher fir se muh me le lo.

Boy2girl: Hame to apne ne luta , Gairo main kaha dam tha, Jha thi kashti thi dubi waha pani bhi kam tha! Girl replys :Tu to pahe le se hi gandu tha, teri gand me kaha dam tha, Wah kya gand chudane aaya tha, jaha pani kam tha!

When an apple is green, it's ready to pluck, when a girl is sixteen she's ready to..WOOPS...Wrong number.

Hey, there is hot-sex, group-sex, safe-sex, phone-sex, speedy-sex, crazy-sex and for people with ur face-NO SEX!

Roses are red , pickles are green, i like ur legs and all that's between!

Love is a name , sex is a game , forget the name and lets play that game!

Buddy, what happen? Tried calling many time, everytime i get operator saying, "sorry, the subscriber U R calling is having sex, pleAse try again later."

Jesus loves U. Every1 else thinks ur an asshole! Whats the best thing about babies?

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