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~*4Da SA CoLouredz*~

NOT BLACK, NOT WHITE, PROUDLY SOUTH AFRICAN. The Angel Gabriel comez to the Lord and says: "i have to talk to u. I have coloured folk up here in Heaven causing some problems. "They´re always fighting, threatening and swearing at each other using the most vulgar language and they keep saying "Awe Bruddah!" and calling me "ekse my broe!" "They´re also swinging on the Pearly Gates, someone has "Jou Ma se P***" on the pillar, my horn has been smoked, braai sauce is all over their robes, and the streets of gold are littered with pork shank, sparerib, chicken bones and empty papsakke. Some are even walkin around drunk with only one wing. They have been L8 taking their turn 2 keep the stairway to Heaven clean and bottle necks have been found under the 1st flight. There are watermelon seeds all over the clouds and dry salted snoek hanging from the Pearly Gates. Some arent wearing their halos because it messes up their relaxed hair, while others are wearing them in a half cocked fashion on the very top of their heads
The Lord says: "i made them special, as i did u, my angel. Heaven is home to all my children. If u really want to know about problems, lets call the Devil" The Devil answers the phone: Hello? Lord just hold a second. The Devil returns "Hello Lord, wat can i do 4 u? Says the Lord: "Tell me wat kind of problems u having down there." The Devil says: "Wait one minute" and puts God on hold. Five minutes Later the Devil comes back and says: "ok im back .wat was the Question? Asks God: "Wat kind of problems are u having down there?" The Devil says:"Man, I dnt believe this. Hold on again Lord." This time the Devil is gone for 15minutes, then returns and says: "I´m sorry Lord ,I cnt talk right now. These coloureds have put out the fire, fitted a sound system and are now trying to install air conditioning."

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