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A father passing by his son's bedroom was astonished 2 see the bed was nicely made up and evrything was picked up. Then he saw an envelope propped up prominently on the pillow. It was addressed, "Dad" With the worst premonition he opened the envelope and read the letter with trembling hands.
Dear Dad,

It is with great regret and sorrow that i'm writing you. I had to elope with my new girlfriend becoz i wanted to avoid a scene with you and Mom.

I've been finding real passion with Stacey and she is so nice but i knw you wuld not approve of her bcoz of all her piercings, tattoos, her tite motorcycle clothes and bcoz she is so much older than i am. But it's not only the passion, Dad. . . . She's pregnant. Stacy said that we will be very happy. She owns a trailer in the woods and has a stack of wirewood 4 the whole winter. We share a dream of having many more children.
Stacey has opened my eyes 2 the fact that marijuana duz't really hurt any1. We'll be growing it 4 ourselves and trading it with the other ppl in the commune - 4 all the cocaine and ecstasy we want. In the meantym we'll pray that science will find a cure 4 AIDS. so that Stacy can get better. She sure deserves it! Don't worry Dad. I'm 15 and i knw how 2 take care of myself. Someday. I'm sure we'll be back 2 visit, so you can get 2 knw yr many grandchildren.
Love, your son, John
P.S. Dad, none of the above is true. I'm over at Tommy's house.
I just wanted 2 remind you that there are worse things in life than the school report that's on my desk. I love you!
Call when it is safe 4 me 2 come home.

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