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°:.Funny Çhurch Sign.:°


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Angelika4baby.peperonity.net

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1. There was a church that
had problems with
outsiders parking in its
parking lots, so they put up
a sign:

CHURCH CAR PARK - FOR
MEMBERS ONLY,
TRESPASSERS WILL BE
BAPTIZED!
2. "No God - No Peace?
Know God - Know Peace."
3. "Free Trip to heaven.
Details Inside!"
4. "Try our Sundays. They
are better than Baskin-
Robbins."
5. "Searching for a new
look? Have your faith lifted
here!"
6. An ad for one Church has
a picture of two hands
holding stone tablets on
which the Ten
Commandments are
inscribed and a headline
that reads:
"For fast, fast, fast relief,
take two tablets."
7. When the restaurant
next to another Church put
out a sign with big red
letters that said, "Open
Sundays," the church
reciprocated with its own
message: "We are open on
Sundays, too."
8. "People are like tea bags
- you have to put them in
hot water before you know
how strong they are."
9. "Fight truth decay - study
the Bible daily."
10. "How will you spend
eternity - Smoking or Non-
smoking?"
11. "Dusty Bibles lead to
Dirty Lives"
12. "Come work for the
Lord. The work is hard, the
hours are long and the pay
is low. But the retirement
benefits are out of this
world."
13. "It is unlikely there'll be
a reduction in the wages of
sin."
14. "Do not wait for the
hearse to take you to
church."
15. "If you're headed in the
wrong direction, God allows
U-turns."
16. "If you don't like the
way you were born, try
being born again."
17. "Looking at the way
some people live, they
ought to obtain eternal fire
insurance soon."
18. "This is a ch_ _ ch. What
is missing?" ----- (U R)
19. "In the dark? Follow the
Son."
20. "Running low on faith?
Step in for a fill-up."
21. "If you can't sleep, don't
count sheep. Talk to the
Shepherd."

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(c) ßy power!

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1 Comments:
Esta mierda d wap no sirve
09.07.2010 11:48 EDT,


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