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A mom is driving a little girl to her friends house for play date.
" Mommy " the little girl asks " how old are you '' ?
The mother looks over at the little girl, " Honey , you are not supposed to ask a lady her age, it isn't polite " the mother warns.
" OK " the little girl says, " How much do you weight " ?
" Now really " the mother say " This are personal questions and are really none of your business ".
Undaunted the little girl asks, " why did you and daddy get a divorce " ?
" That is enough questions, honestly ! "
The exasperated mother walks away as the two friends beg in to play.
" My Mom wouldn't tell me anything '' the little girl says to her friend.
" Well " said the friend, " All you need to do is look at her driver's license. Its like a report card, it has every thing on it ."
Leter that night the little girl says to her mother, " I know how old you are, you are 32 ".
The mother is surprised and asks, " How did you find that out ? "
" I also know that you weight 140 pounds ".
The mother is part surprise and shock now, " How in heavens name did you find that out ? "
The little girl continues on triumphantly, " And .... I know why you and daddy got divorce."
" Oh really ? " the mother asks, " why is that ? "
To wich the girl replies, " Because you got an F In sex ".

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