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BOKA KORAR SMS / MOJAR SMS (update))

HASI THATAR SMS

sob sms mirakkel-k dilam, birthday gift (12 june 12 )

hasate thako

aamra sobai hoy khub boka,
na hole,
undiscovered geniuses...

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Gorome kapce ami
thanday gumso 2mi
ki odvut kobita likhcy ami
r gadhar moto porcho 2mi


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valobese keu pagol hoy,
r keu valobasa hariye pagol hoy.
moral of the story:- pagol-ei valobase

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khub sundor se jake ami chai,
vagoban-er kache ami okei chai,
mon chai take pete,
tomar ki mon chai na? amar moto Dairy Milk khete

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misti kiss mathay,
valobasar kiss thote,
hot kiss.....? guess....
u dont know?
on d bike silencer, try it, its really hot

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tomi ear bud diye dewall poriskar korchhe,

keno?

re pagol,dewall-ero to kan thake.

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Shesh Hoyeche Borshar Din...Shamne Ashiteche Shit-er Din...Kapte Hobe Tin Tina Tin...Age Theke Prostuti Nin...Shiter Jama Kapor Kine Nin.....

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tomi:Tor Girl frnd call dile Tor MA toke boke na?

romi:Na'Or nam"Bettery low"diye save koreci,Cal asle Ma charge lagie dey!ami giya receiv kri.

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Man1-2mr nam ki?
Man2-denish
M1-babar nam?
M2-finish
M1-koren ki?
M2-palish
M1-hate ki?
M2-Elish
M1-dam ko2?
M2-tiris
M1-vai apni 1ta jinis.

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tomi: acca mayeder school r samne board a lika thake gari aste chalan kintu mayder collage r samne lika thake na kano?

romi:asole traffic police khub calak to ora jane mayeder collage r samne gari amni aste jay

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FatheR:- Ai Tui To B.B.A Te Poris--Bolte Parbi Ar Full Meaning ki--?

Chele:-Of Cource-- B.B.A=BiyeR Boyosh AkhoN....!!

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Sir:-Sobai backteria ako.
stu:-akchi sir.
sir:-tor khatay to kicchu nai.
stu:-sir backteria to khali cokhe dekha jayna !!


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Jekhane Valolaga, sekhane Valobasha. Jekhane Valobasha, sekhane prem. Jekhane prem, sekhane betha. R Jekhane betha, sekhane. moov

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Hasband: ami jodi lotari jite jai, tumi ki korbe?
Wife: Ami tar ordhek taka niya paliye jabo.
Husband: ami 50taka jitechi, ei nao 25tk jao bhago..

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proti-ti sofol purush-er pichone ekta kore meye thake, jodi tumi besi
sofol hote chao meyer songkha bariye dao.

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jodi tumi roj poro tahole tomar matha khub valo noy, jara ses time-e
pore exam dite pare, r tarai sera....fakibazi rocks.

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protibesi k? je nijer cheyeo tomar proti besi interest,
protibesi.

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ami bristi-te hat-te chai, karon jate keu amar chokher jol dekhte na pai.

ata purano, notun ta
holo

ami sob somai-e hat-te chai karon petrol-er dam khub besi.

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ekta kalo bou tar swami k:tumi taratari barir
janlai porda lagao, karon paser barir chhele-ta amake dekhar chesta korchhe.

swami:chhele take ekbar dekhte dao,
o nijei or janlai porda lagiye nebe.

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tomi:i love u

romi ek chor mere tomi k:ki bolli tui?

tomi:kandte
kadte jodi suntei na pele to amake marle keno?

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pagla garode sobai nachhilo, 2jon chup chap dekchhilo, dr vablo
ei 2jon hoito valo hoye gechhe...dr:tomra nachhona keno?

1pagol uttor dilo:amra bor r bou.

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kotha noy mukhe
mukhe a jhamela gechhe chuke, kotha bolo sms a kotha hoy facebook-e.

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wife:wonderful item for entertainment.

husband:handsome useful smart but at night dangerous.

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jokhon dorja khulam tokhon dekhlam, tomar
mukh ha, tomar chokhe jol, tarpor bujhlam tomar hat dorjai aatke gechhe.

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cricket-e ache dada, football-e ache
nani n kaka. sport ekhon notun sangsaar.

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1min tomai chhara thaka mane.... 60sec tomai chhara thaka.

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bangla teacher:ram babur chhele raat jege fashion tv dekhche, ekhane fashion tv kon karok?

student: khoti karok, sir.

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ami chand k ask korlam, dekhchho amar priyojon? chand bollo, 1st: ami tomar chakor noi.

2nd: ami ato
upor theke kichui dekhte pai na

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amra joto pori toto jani, joto jani toto vuli, tahole amra ato porbo keno?

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munna: amar gf songe somporkho nosto hoye gechhe, kal gf tar notun boy friend-er sathe kisser chhobi mms kore amake
pathalo.

tomy: ta tui ki korli?

munna: gf-er baba k pthiye dilam.

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ramu: ami goto rate dekhlam toilet
me bagh bose ache.

kalu: tarpor?

ramu: tarpor r ki bag ta ke bollam tumi koro, amar pant-e hoye gechhe.

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santa: 2din dudh dite aso ni keno?

goyala: 2din bou-er sorir khub kharap chilo tai.

santa: re baba 2din to
gorur dudh diye jete parte.

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malik: ekhono mosa ta ekhono kaner ghurchhe, ami bollam mere dao.

chakor: babu,
mosa take mere diyechhi, ata to or bou, vidhawa hoye kadchhe.

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bollo to tom-jerry er konta interesting jinis
ki? puro din kapor chhara ghore, kintu swiming korar somay swiming suit pore....

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akash ajo kalo hoye chheye
gelo, bou amake aj abar marbe, mon-to bole sob vule ja, kintu ki korbo kazer meye ta ajo sundor sari pore ese chhilo.
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1ta ghore 2ti pagol chhilo, 1joner nam=ami pagol, onyo joner nam=se pagol, 1 din se pagol ghor theke chole gelo,
tahole ghore k thaklo?

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boy: baba, girl friend ki?

baba: jokhon 2mi valo chhele hobe tokhon 1ta pabe,

boy: r jodi valo na hoy?
baba:tahole onek gulo pabe.

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ekta meye ke imprees korte hole- take respect korte hobe,
valobaste hobe, gift dite hobe, kintu chhele impress korte hole just smile.

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1ta student roj math teachher-er
barite phone korechhe, math-er

bou: r kotodin bolbo je sir mara gechhe.

stu: more gechhe sunte valo lage tai.

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mandir e pooja korte hobe, masjid-e namaaz porte hobe,

kano na tomake sms kora khub pap, karon tumi rep dao na.

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PREM kokhon hoy? jokhon apnar soni mathar upor thake,
tar upor mongol vari hoy, shukro te mosha kamray r god yarki mud-e thake tokhon PREM hoi.

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tumio ekdin amar
moton, kosto pabe, tumio amar moto chokher jol felbe, ar amar kotha vabbe. kobe jano? jedin tumi amar moto piyaj katbe.

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sob somay mone rakhbe tumi pore jete paro, r ami tomai tulbo, hahaha kore hasir por.

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ek meye ke
ami bolechhilam, tomai na pele ami more jabo, meye-ta bolechhilo more jao, tarpor.... amar man-sorman sob gelo.

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meye ra 1meye ke gift dei perfume, earing, suits, ful, chocolets. kintu chhele-ra, eine meye tar number, sudu amar nam
bolbi na.

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ekta chhoto path-o onek dur mone hoy jodi songe keu na thake, r onek dur o kachhe hoy, jodi pichone
pagla kukur thake.

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teacher: aj prothom bar tumi class e kotha bolchho age to bolte na, ki hoyechhe tomar?

student: sms pack ses hoye gechhe sir.

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1,2,3 ki vabchhis? vule geli? ok.... ami bolchhi.... 4,5,6 pora-sonai
mon de dustumi na kore.

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jodi tumi prem koro tahole niche dekho....

dara tor maa k bolchhi.... kakimaa.

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swapno chhara keu khusi hoi na, valobasa chhara keu prathona kore na. hawker chhara keu kauke barite dukhte dei na.

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tui ekta sim nibi naki? simer dam 10taka. 365 taka talk time, 1p/3sec, 500sms/day for 6 months.
sim nite hole tor 1copy matha nera photo lagbe.

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jodi tumi amai vebo, r ami tomai, tahole bhujhe neoya jai
je amader kono kaz nei, amra bekar.

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jani ami tomar bondhu hoi tahole ekta number choose koro.... 50,100,200,300


amake number ta reply korar dorkar nei, sudu toto takar recharge amar number e kore dao.

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sms khub mojar
jinis, 20jon ke pathao to 10jon porei na, 5jon delete kore dei, 4jon-er inbox full thake r 1 matro pagol-e ete pore.

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ami akash hoye 2k dekhte chai
, batas hoye porso korte chai , poth hoye poth dekhate chai,sei prother pase BEL gach hoye BEL fele tor matha fatate
chai....dum fotas.

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amra phone e besi kotha boli na,kintu sms e boli,coz amra CENTER FRESH khai,r CENTER FRESH
mukhe lagam lagai,hate noi.

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DUDER BOTOL,ZINUK BATI,BONDHU TUMI VERY NAUGHTY. AAJ KE KATHA VIJIO NA, MAA K
R JALIO NA, LACTOZEN ER KOUTO VORE,ADOR DILAM UJJAR KORE

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EK LOK ER HEART-ATTARCK HOYE GELO.... JOKHON TAR KAZER
BOU BOLO,"BABU,face book E FRIEND REQUEST PATHIYE CHI,ADD KORE NEBEN."

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ASTE ASTE SMS TA PORO, GONDHO (baje) SMS
1 MEYE RATE R EK MEYER SATHE DEKHA KORTE JACHE... HOTAT GOBOR E PORE GELO...CHHI!,CHHI
...KI GONDHO.
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AMAR NUMBER
NEXT WEEK THEKE BONDHO THAKBE,VENICE JACHI 2MAS ER JONNO.GIYE NOTUN NUMBER DIYE DEBO.MISS U ALL,KAL AI SWAPNO DEKHLAM.
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TOMI: BOLTO POPCORN KENO STOVER
UPOR THEKE LAP MARE?

OMI: JANI NA.

TOMI: TUI STOVER UPOR BOS,BUJHTE PARBI.

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AMI EXAM VALOBASI,IF U AGREE
...TAHOLE NICHER BLANK E TOMAR NAM LIKHO R SOBAI K PATHO- ___,CHANAKYA,BIRBAL,KALIDAS,VIDYA SAGAR.

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EKTA ...


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