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A blonde asks God for help

A blonde finds herself in serious trouble. Her business has gone bust and she´s in dire financial straits. She´s so desperate that she decides to ask God for help. She begins to pray...´God, please help me.
I´ve lost my business and if I don´t get some money, I´m going to lose my house as well. Please let me win the lotto.´ Lotto night comes, and
somebody else wins it.

She again prays...God!!, please let me win the lotto! I´ve lost my business, my house and I´m going to lose my car as well.´ Lotto night comes and she still has no luck. Once again, she prays. ´My God, why have You forsaken me? I´ve lost my business, my house, and my car. My children are starving. I don´t often ask You for help, and I have always been a good servant to you. PLEASE let me win the lotto just this one time so I can get my life back in order.´

Suddenly there is a blinding flash of light as the heavens open. The blonde is overwhelmed by the Voice of God Himself.

´Sweetheart, work with Me on this........ BUY A TICKET.´

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