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1 Sarabi train ki patri par so gaya....
1 admi bola train ayegi to mar jayega....
Sarabi: Sale abhi Aeroplane upar se gaya to kuch nahi hua to yeh train kya chiz hai..!
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A boy romantically told his gf. . . . . "main tumhaari ankhon main duniya dekhta hu. . . . . paas se ek scooter wala guzra aur bola. . . . "aray bhai, chember bridge pe traffic jam hai kya, dekhna plz, urgent hai........"
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A kanjoos Boy fell in LOVE with a kanjoos Girl....
Girl: Jab Dad so jayenge to mai gali me SIKKA fekungi, awaaz sunke tum turant andar aajana.
Lekin Boy sikka fekne ke 1 ghante baad aaya.....
Girl: Itni der kyo laga di? Boy: Wo mai sikka DHUND raha tha....
Girl-pagal wo to "DHAAGA BAANDH" ke feka tha, aur fir wapas khich liya tha......
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Phone ki ring bajti hai tring tring....,
1st: Hello! roshni hai?
2nd: Nahi hai....
1st: Nahi hai to mombatti jala lo ho jayege.....
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Ekbar ek sharabi ja raha tha achanak kichchad me gir gaya itneme bijli chamki sharabi bola he bhagwan ek to kichchad me gira diya aur photo bhi khinch liya
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Ek baar ek terrorist ne ek budhiya ke ghar me bomb rakh diya.
Log chillaye – Budhiya bomb hai, Budhiya bomb hai.
Budhiya sarmakar boli: dhattteri, wo to mein jawani me thi!!!
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Wife: Ek baat batani hai, par please mujhe maroge to nahi.
Husband: Haan bolo.
Wife: Mein Pregnant hu.
Husband: It’s a gud News. Ess baat par kyu tumhe maru.
Wife: Shadi se pahle pitaji ko bataya to bahut maar padi thi
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Patient: doctor! I have a serious problem, I can never remember what i just said.
Doctor: When did you first notice this problem?
Patient: What problem?
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Sam: Would you punish me for some thing i didn't do?
Teacher: no, of course not.
Sam: good, because i didn't do my homework.
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Ek ladki thi diwani si, sunder si lambi si,
Nazrein jhukake sharmake galion se guzarti thi
latak matak chalti thi, aur kaha karti thi,
Bartan Lelo Bartan……
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Sardar: Roz Subha 50 ladkiya mera intezar karti hain
man- are waha Vo kaise?
sardar- Main Girls collage ka Bus Driver Hun na.
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