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Hilarious------Jokes

Girl- Main jab bhi phone karti hun tum Shaving kar rahe hote ho,
Din me kitni baar shaving krte ho?
Boy- 30-40 baar.
Girl- pagal ho kya?
Boy- pagal nahi NAAI hu.
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1 pagal Aaina Dekh ke sochne lga, isko kahin dekha hai. thodi der soch ne k baad . "O Teri " ye to wohi hai . jo Mere sath us din Baal ktwa raha tha
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Girl : Mujhe Kyu Dekh Rahe Ho?
Tumhari Koi Behan Nahi He Kya?
Boy : Hai Isi Liye To Dekh Raha Hu.
Girl : Kyu ?
Boy : Meri Behan Ko BHABHI Chahiye.
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Ek Ladki, ek din Art Gallery dekhne Jati Hai
Aur Ek Tasveer Dekhkar,
Gallery Ke Malik Se Kahti Hai:
Ladki: iss Bhayanak Tasveer Ko
Aap Modern Art Kehte Ho !?
Maalik : Meri Maa Tu Dimag Mat Laga,
Ghar Jaa, Ye Aaina ( mirror ) Hai.
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Boy: Mein Tumhey Bangla Dilaonga,
Car Dilaonga,
Gold K Dhiar Laga Dunga...
Girl: Acha Ye Batao Shaam Ko Park Aao Gey Kya???
Boy:
Haan Agar Dost Ney Bike De Di Tou....
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BOY - Tumhari Age kitni hai.
GIRL - 20 years.
BOY - 5 saal pehle bhi to tumne yahi kaha tha.
GIRL - dekha ladkiya apni zuban ki kitni pakki hoti hai.
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Boy: Do yu love me?
Girl: Yes-
Boy starts running
Girl: where r u going?
Boy: I’m going to update my relationship status on facebook-
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Once a boy was smoking at airport.
Girl asked:1 din me kitne cigrete peete ho.?
Boy:why.?
Girl: Agar ab tak zindagi mein cirgrete pe kharch kiye huye paise bachate to samne khari hui car tumhari hoti...
Boy: Aap cigrate peeti ho..?
Girl: No.
Boy: To kya wo car apki hai..?
Girl: No.
Boy: Thanks for advice,
Wo car meri hi hai...
MORAL: zyada lecture dene se be-ejjatti bhi ho jati hai ..
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Teacher: 1 din aisa ayega jab Prithvi par Pani nhi rahega, Jeev jantu nasht hojayenge,Prithvi tabaah ho jayegi..
Sardar: Sir to kya us din school aana hai??
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Santa Khudkushi par speech de raha tha Khudkushi Paap hai Zulm hai Gunah hai Buzdili hai Pagalpan hai khudkushi krne se behtar hai insan khud ko Goli maar le!
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