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Funny---------Jokes

Boy: JAAN Tumhara naam hath pe likhu ke dil pe
Girl:Idhar udhar kahan likhte ho Agar sacha pyar karte ho to sidhe apne proprty ke paper pe likho
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Boy :- Chalti hai kya 9 se 12..?
Girl :- chal...
Boy :- kahan...?
Girl :- principal ke pas... Boy :- lo aab apni behan ke saath mazak b nahi kar sakte....!
Girl :- bewkuf...!! chhutti mangne.......
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Baap ne bete ki talahshi li Cigrate, Beer, aur Girls ke phone no nikle....
Baap ne bahut mara aur pucha kab se Chal raha hai ye sab?
Beta (rote hue):– Papa ye jacket to apki hai....
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Bf on call:- Hey Swtheart Kya Kar Rahi Ho. . ? . . .
Gf: Meri Tabiyat Kharaab Hai Janu, Sone Ja Rahi Hu aur Tum . ? . . Bf- Me Cinema Hall Me Tere Piche Baitha hu KAMINI . .
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Pathan : Nothing ka kiya matlab hai?
Frnd : kuch nahi
Pathan : o yaraa aesa nai hota yar jab bhi koi word banta hai to uska koi matlb bhi hota hai...
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Lazy Boy To Father: papa ek glass paani de do
Father: khud uth k pe lo
Boy: please de do na……! . Father: ab manga to thappar marunga . . . Boy: thappar marne aao to pani lete aana
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English Tcher: Btao ya konsa tense he? "Me Nach raha hun, Tum Nach rahe ho, Wo Nach rahi he. .ham sab Nach rahe hain,"
STUDENT:Sir ye "MUJRA Continous Tense" hai. . .
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Shaadi ke baad pati ne pucha : "Tumhare shadi se pehle kitne boyfrnd the?"
Wife ne 1 lifafa dia, jisme chawal k kuch dane aur 200 Rs. the. Pati : Ye kya?
Wife : Mai jab bi boyfriend banati thi to 1 chawl ka dana isme dal deti thi.
Pati (Dane gin ke) Bus 7? Aur ye 200 Rs. Kyun? Wife : 4 killo chawal bech diye....
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Wife: Soch rahi hun ap ke sath Dubai, UK ghoom aaon kitney paise... lagen ge? Husband: kuch bhi nahi. Wife:Wo kaise? Husband: Sochne ke paise nahi lagte
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Sardar's Friend: Yar Kal Meine Kitni Baar Call Kiya, Uthaya Q Nahi?
Sardar: Q Uthau, Rs30 De Ke Jo Gana Lagwaya Hai Woh KyaTera Bap Sune ga.....
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Customer: Waiter, there's a fly in my soup.
Waiter:That's all right sir, he won't drink much.
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Man: How old is your father?
Boy: As old as me.
Man : How can that be?
Boy: He became a father only when I was born
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