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Santa Walking On Road Samne Gobar Pada Tha Santa Ne Jhuk Kar Ungli Dal Kar Taste Kia Aur Bola: Oh! Ye To Gobar Hai, Shukr Hai Mera Pair Nahi Pada
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Teacher: Batao cold drink Nuqsan Deti Hai Ya Faida?
Student: Agr Koi Pila de To Faida, Agr Pilani Parr Jaye To Nuqsaan
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Boy: Suno jara !
GIRL: Chup raho, Khate time baat nahi karte,
Khane k baad Ladki: Ab bolo
Boy: Teri plate me cockroch tha, Le aur ban Heroine.
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Wife ne santa ko SMS kiya Kitni der me Aa rahe ho?
santa ne Jawab me SMS kiya 20-25 mint me Aa rha hu, Agr Der ho jaye to ye SMS fir se Padh lena
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Boy (kamina) ne 1 ladki ko call ki..
Boy - Hello Jan I love U..
Ladki - Sachi..
Boy- Really..
Ladki (maha kamini) - Jaanu 100 ka recharge karwo do plz...
Boy - Sorry behen wrong number.
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Teacher- Batao 'Ganga' kaha se nikalti h & kaha ja ke Milti hai?
Santa- Sir Ganga School Ke Bahane Ghar se Nikal kar Mandir k Piche Shekhar Se Milti Hai
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Santa-Tum apni biwi ko kya naam se bulate ho?
Banta-Google darling Santa-why such name?
Banta-1 sawal, karo 100 jawab deti he..
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Dr:Soory, Operation ke waqt hand gloves ander rah gaye hai. Dobara operation karana padega.
santa: Abe pagal ho gaya hai?
Yeh le Rs20 naye kharid lena.
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DAD To Son
Dad:Son why Do U Look So Upset?
Son:I Cant Tell U Dad
Dad: Treat Me As Ur Friend . . . . . . . .
Son :............Yar Tire Bhabhi Naraz Ho Gayi Hai
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Pathan Ne Apni Biwi Ko Goli Maar Di,,, Kyun Ke Usne Sirf Itna Kaha Tha Ke Mein Apni Zindagi,, . . .. . "Shan" Aur "Shoukat" Ke Sath Guzarna Chahti Hun..!!
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