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Amazing-------Jokes

Lalu to Rabri: Agar tum batao ki iss bag ke andar kya hai, toh sare eggs tumhare, agar tum batao kitne eggs toh 8 ke 8 tumhare, aur agar tum bata do ke ande kiske hain to woh murgi bhi tumhari.
Rabri: Lalu Ji, koi hint to do na plz?
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Bhains par baithe ek gujju koTraffic Police ne roka aur poocha: tumhara helmet kahan hai? Fine lagega.
Gujju replied: baawle dhyaan se dekh neeche! 4 wheeler hai!
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Santa to Shopkeeper: –Mujhe India ka flag dikhao.
Shopkeeper ne flag dikhaya,
Santa: – Isme aur colour dikhao .
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Bhikhari : Saab 1 rupaya de do.
Saheb: Kal aana. Kal
Bhikhari : Saala is kal-kal ke chakkar mein is colony mein mere lakhon rupaye fase huye hain.
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Laloo to his P.A .: Itne khiladi kyun football ko laat maar rahe hai?
P.A .: Goal kar ne k liye.
Laloo : Susra, ball toh pahle se hi gol hai aur kitna gol karenge!
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Teacher: Bade ho kar tum kya karoge?
Student: Ji shaadi.
Teacher: Mera matalab, kya banoge?
Student: Ji dulha.
Teacher: Are, mera matlab hai, kya hasil karoge?
Student: Ji DULHAN.
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Mallika arrived at a Railway Station for a shooting.
Bhikhari: Behanji 1 rupiya dedo.
Malika gave him Rs1000.
Secretary: Why u gave him Rs1000?
Malika: Pehli bar kisi ne behan kaha!
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Pathan ko dost ne khanay pe bulaya.
Pathan jab dost ke ghar aaya toh ghar pe tala laga tha,
Aur likha tha maine bewaqoof banaya tumko.
Pathan ne Hoshiyari dikhai or niche likh diya,
“Main toh aaya hi nahi tha”
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Teacher-Agar koi school ke saamne Bomb Rakh deta hai to kya karoge?
Studnt- 1-2 ghante dekhenge Agr koi le jata hai to theek hai Warna Staff Room me rakh denge.
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Bhikhari-Rs.dedo mobile recharge karke girlfrnd ko call karna hai,
Santa-WAH!! bhikhari ne bi grlfrd banayi hai
Bhikhri-Naji..grlfrnd ne bhikhari banaya hai..
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Techr: Tum late kyo aaye ho?
Santa: Mumy papa lar rahe the..
Techr: wo lad rahe the to tum kyo late aaye?
santa-mera 1 juta maumy k pass or Dusra papa k paas tha!
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