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Shayerana----Jokes

Ye EXAM ka rishtab ajeeb hota h,
sab apna apna naseeb hota h,
Reh jata h nigaho se jo dur,
Sala wohi Qustion paper me zroor hota hai.
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Jab koi itna khas Ban jaye
Uske Bare Me sochna Ehsas Ban jaye
To Mang lena khuda se use zindgi bhar k liye,
Isse pehle ki uski MAA kisi aur ki SAAS Ban jaye.
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Jab hota hai tera didar
Dil darakta hai bar bar;
Jab hota hai tera didar,
Dil darakta hai bar bar;
Aadat se majboor ho tum, jane kab mang lo udhar
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Baagon mein phool khilte rahenge,
Raat mein diye jalte rahenge,
Dua hai Khuda se aap khush rahe hamesha,
Baaki hum to hamesha tang karte rahenge.
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Ek ladki ko dekha to aisa laga,
Dusri ladki ko dekha to vaisa laga,
Par dono ne thappad mara to ek jaisa laga.
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Majnu ko laila ka sms nahi aaya..
Majnu ne 3 Din se khana nahi khaya..
Majnu marne wala tha laila ke pyar mai..
Aur laila bethi thi sms free hone ke intezar mai... .
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Ye student ki pehchan hai
Hath mai cigarette muh mai paan hai;
Mashur ye saitan hai,
Ye student ki pehchan hai;
Padhna ise ata nahi,
Class kabhi jata nahi,
Canteen is ki jan hai,
Ye student ki pehchan hai;
Jalson mai sab se aage hain,
Naron mein sab se aage hain,
Imtehan mein naqal is ki aan hai,
Ye student ki pehchan hai
Larkiyo ke peeche hai para,
Jo larki gussa ho zara,
Tab ye banta bhai jan hai;
Ye student ki pehchan hai.
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Bihar ki gali mai pan ki dukan,
Devdas ne dekhi Paro Ki muskan,
Devdas ne khilaya paro ko pan,
Kha k pan Paro boli "Shukriya Bhai Jan".
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Dil ki aag ko ansuo se bujha dena,
Ayegi kisi ki yad to hans ke bhula dena.
Hamse achha koi dost mile to,
Saale ko laat maar ke bhaga dena.
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Na waqt hai itna ki syllabus pura ho jae,
Na tarkib koi aisi ke exam pass kiya jae,
1 aisa dard dia hai is PADHAI ne yaro,
Na khul kar Roya jae.. Na Jam kr Soya jae
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Zor se chali hawa udd gaye aap,
wah wah..
zor se chali hawa udd gaye aap,
phir..?
phir kya. . . .
Ruk gayi hawa aur gir gaye aap.
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Ashiqko ka Dimag hota hai khali,
Tabhi milti nahi garwali,
Gulam ban ke fas jate hai,
Ishq ke jaal mein,
Our kehte hai Mene Ladki Patali
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Mohabbat karli tumse bahut sochne ke baad,
Ab kisiko dekna nahi tmhe dekhne ke baad,
Dunia chod denge tumhe paneke baad,
Khuda maaf kare itna jhoot bolne baad.
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Phone ke rishte bhi ajib hote hai.
Balance rakhkar bhi log garib hote hai
Khud to msg karte nahi hai,
Muft ke msg padhne ke kitne shauqin hote hai.
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