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Amusing-------Jokes

Kid: Aunty Mummy Nay cheeni Maangi Hai
Aunty: cheeni Detay Huway, Acha Aur kya kaha Mummy Nay?
Kid: Ager Wo kameeni Na Day, Tou Pinky Aunty say Lay Aana
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In a Mental Hospital a
journalist
asked the Doctor:
How do u determine
whether to
admit a patient or not?
Dr: Well, we first fill a
BathTub &
give a teaspoon, a glass
& abucket
to the patient & ask
them to empty
the Bathtub....
Journalist: Oh, obviously
a normal
person would use d
bucket bcoz its
bigger....
Dr: NO, a normal person
would pull
the drain plug!
Now will u plz proceed
to bed

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Sardar:- Bhai Saheb 2 Ticket Dena,
Cndctor:- 2 Q ?
Sardar:- 1 Kho Jaye To Dusri Kaam Ayegi,
Conductor:- Dono Kho Gayi To ?
Sardar:- Fir Sala Pass Kis Din Kam Aayega.
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Judge: U r crossing the limits.
Lawyer: Kaun Saala aisa kehta hai?
Judge: How dare you call me saala?
Lawyer: My Lord, I said kaun 'Sa Law' kehta hai?
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1 Aadmi train se utar ke sardar se puchta hai: Ye kaun sa station hai?
Sardar Ne socha socha,
bahot soocha Or bola
Railway Station hai
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Newspaper Mein News aya
“50% Of Sardars Are Donkeys
”The Sardars Protested.
Next Day News aya ki
“50% Of Sardars R Not Donkeys”
The Sardars Celebrated
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Doctor : Apka weight kitna hai?
Patient: Chashme ke sath 75 kgs.
Doctor : Aur bina chashme ke?
Patient: Woh bina chasme ke toh mujhe dikhta hi nahi.
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Santa: Aaj men ne 1 jan bachai
Banta: Woh Kaisay?
Santa: Vo aise k ek Faqir ko pucha
1000 ka note dun to kya karega
Wo Bola
Khushi se mar jaunga
Me ne kaha ja nahi deta
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A boy was trying to propose a girl
finally he proposed in unique way;
"kya tum apni chita ko aag lagane ka adhikar
Mere Bete ko Dogi??"
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