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Short-----------Jokes

Boy: Suno jara.
Girl: Chup raho, Khate time baat nahi karte,
khaane k baad
Ladki: Ab bolo
Boy: Teri plate mein cockroch tha, le aur ban Heroine!
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1 Ladke ne ek ladki ko call ki
Boy: I LOVE U Jaan.
Girl: Sacchi
Boy: Mucchi
Girl: Ek 100 ka recharge karwa do plz
Boy: Sorry Didi Rong No.
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Nurse: Congrats Santa ji, aap papa ban gaye.
Santa: Meri wife ko nahi bolna mein use surprise dunga!
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Banta sent sms to Santa: Bhejnewala mahan, padhnewala gadha.
Santa got angry and replied: Bhejnewala gadha, padhnewala mahan.
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A Chini was in hospital.
SANTA went to meet him.
Chini said "CHING CHONG, MOU.CHU CHA" & died.
SANTA went china 2 know thea meaning, that was-KUTTE OXYGN K PIPE SE PAIR Utha.
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Boy: Aap ka naam kya hai?
Girl: Pehan ke bataun ya bol ke?
Boy: Kya matlab?
Girl: PAYAL aur aapka?
Boy: Haath mein dun ya muh mein?
Girl: Matlab?
Boy: Prasad.
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A man to doctor:
Is there any medicine for long life..?
Doctor: Get married..!!
Man: Will it help ?
Doctor: No, but it will avoid such thoughts!!
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Husband to wife,
na kajre ki dhar,
na motiyo ki haar,
na koi kiya singar,
fir bi itni sundr ho..
Wife: Saaf-saaf bolo
make up ke liye paise nahi dunga.
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Boy Friend on phone:
Hi dear muje teri bahut yaad aa rahi hai
I seriously miss u!
GF: Abhi to baat ki humne
BF: Arey phirse tuje hi lag gaya, Sorry!!
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Ek baar ek Intelligent Software Engineer ek Multinational Company mein interview dene jata hai.
Interview mein manager poochta hai so... Mr. Software Engineer, what do u expect for the salary?
Software Engineer: "Jyada nahi Saab, bus mahine ka 80 hazaar rupaye, Ek chota sa bungalow, Ek gadi, aur kuch naukar-chakar"
Manager: "Ok Mr Software Engineer, Hum aapko mahiney ka ek Lakh pachas hazar rupayei, Ek bada sa bungalow in Nariman Point, Ek BMW gadi with a Driver, aap ke baccho ko school ka admission, aur 10 Naukar apki wife ke liye"
Software Engineer is very excited:- "Kyo saab majaak karte ho!"
Manager: "Shuru kisne kiya tha?"
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Pahla Aadmi: O God, I want a house full of silver.
Dusra Aadmi: O God, I want a house full of gold.
Teesra Aadmi: O God, I want the key of their houses.
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