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Rocking-------Jokes

Kidnapper phone par: Teri biwi mere kabze mein hai saboot ke taur par uski do ungliyan bhijwa di hain. Pappu : Sabut pakka nahi hai, mundi bhej mundi.
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Pathan: Raat ko 1 admi ne Chaku dekha kar loot liya
Dost: Lekin tumhare pas tu hamesha PISTOL hoti hai na?

Pathan: Wo mai ne chupa di warna wo bhi le jata
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Pathan: Aaj mai bus ke pichhe bhagty huwe ghar tak aya hon, aur kiraye ke 20 rupey bhi bacha liye.
2nd Pathan: Tum bahut bewakuf ho, Rikshe ke piche bhagte to 80 rupey bach jate na.
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1 Pathan Cinema mai Film dekh raha tha..
Film mai 1 Shair daurte huwe araha tha.
Pathan ne dekha to dar gaya, aur apni chadar kandhe pa dal kar bhaagne laga
Logo ne kaha: Khan Saheb mat daro, yeh to film hai
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Pathan: Wo tu mujh ko bhi pata hai ke yeh film hai, lekin wo tu janwar hai, usko kya pata.
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Husband apni biwi ko eng sikha raha tha. Biwi dopahar ko boli: Lo ji dinner karlo. Husband: jahil, ye dinner nahi lunch hai. Biwi: jahil hoge tum ye to raat ka bacha huwa khana hai.
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Ek Baar Fir Santa Ne Kamaal Kr Diya,
Wo Sala Bank Me Jaakr So Gya,
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Q??
,
,
Qki,
Waha Likha Tha Ki
Sone Pe Loan Milta He.
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Principal Classroom main Checking ke liye gaya aur Dekha k 1 teacher 1 ladki ko kiss kar raha hai
Principal: What is this ?
Teacher: Sir, Mar se nahi samjhi to Pyar se samjha raha hoon.
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Train station par ruki-
1 admi khirki k pas baithe sardar se bola "kaun sa station hai".
Sardar bahar dekh kar bola"lagta hai railway station hai"
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Ek mosquito ne apni wife ko divorce de diya pata hai kiyun? Q k uske bachchoon k ragoon mai kisi aur ka khoon tha. . .
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Beta: Papa car ki chabi dijye college mai function hai
Papa: Car?
Beta: 10 lakh ki car mai jawunga to personality barh jayegi
Papa: Yeh lo 10 rupye aur 48 lakh ki bus main jawo, jiyada personality barhega.


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