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Magnificent---Jokes

Doctor: Is dawaa ko ek hafte main poora karo aur baad main aake milo.
Patient: teek hai doctor
(ek hafte ke baad)
Doctor: dawaa khatam huaa kya?
Patient: nahi doctor.
Doctor: kyu nahi?
Patient: usme likhaa thaa ke, bottle ko hamesha bandh rakhe
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Teacher: raju, tum kis liye college aate ho? , Student: vidya ke khaatir
Teacher: toh ab so kyu rahe ho? , Student: aaj vidya nahi aayi hai sir
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Pupil (on phone): My son has a bad cold and won’t be able to come to school today.
School Secretary: Who is this?
Pupil: This is my father speaking!
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A sardar falls in love with a nurse..
After much thinking, he finally writes a love letter 2 her: "I LUV U, SISTER"
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Consequences of American life style:
The wife rushed into house screaming to her husband:
Darling, Come quick! Your kids and my kids are beating our kids.
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Son asks difference between Confidence and Confidential.
Dad says, u are my son, I am Confident.
Your friend is also my son, that's Confidential.
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Ek aadmi ne ek gawar naukar rakh liyaaur usse samjhaya ki kissi kenaam lene se pahle JEE laga diya kare.
Thori der baad naukar bhagta hua aya aur bola
"Sahebji, sahebji kutte ji ne murgi ji ko pakar liya hai."
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Ek samay do bahut milne wale dost rahte thay. Lekin ek din ek dost ka maut ho gaya aur police investigate karne ke liye aaya aur uske dost ko sawal poochne laga…
Police: “Tumhara dost kaise mara?”
Sardar: “Pata nahi sahab,woh bola mere pet mein chuhe kud rahe hai toh maine usko chuha marne ki dawakhila di.
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Doctor to Saradar: Aapka aur aapki biwi ka blood group ek hi hai ? Sardar: Hoga jaroor hoga; 25 saalse mera khoon jo pee rahi hai.....
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How do u recognize a sardar in school? They are the ones who erase their notebooks when the teacher erases the blackboard.
Bolo Tararara !
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Ek larka apni girlfriend se milne gaya, kuch baat ke baad uski girlfirend chaye(tea) banane ke liye kitchen chali gayi.
Girlfriend ka mobile sofay pe dekh kar larky ne socha ke chalo dekhte hai mera number iss ne kis naam se save kiya hai?
Dear,sweetu ya jaanu.
Jab usne misscall di toh screen pe likh raha tha “Murgha No.5 Calling”
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A student grabbed a coin,
Flipped it in the air & said,
Head, I go to sleep.
Tail, I watch a movie.
If it stands on the edge I'll study.
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Dad; what's your exam result?
Son; i have failed in 5 subjects.
Dad; what!!! from now onwards do not call me DAD okay.
Son; oh come on dad! Its my school test not a DNA test
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Girl: Do U Love me?
Boy: Yes, I Do ...
Girl: How Much?
Boy: I Love U So Much, I Can't Measure
Girl: No Just Tell Me
Boy: OK, I'm Like A Cell Phone & You're My Sim Card, I'm Nothing Without U.
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Girl: Aaww That's So Romantic..
Boy (Saying Himself): Thank God She Doesn't Know, This is a Chinese Phone, WithThree Sim Cards.
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Teacher : How Old are You ?
Student : Check the Register..
Teacher : Where are you from ?
Student : Check in school Info..
Teacher : Whom do u love most
Mom or Dad ? Student : Ask My Heart
Teacher : Stupid where is your Heart ?
Student : Ask your
daughter!
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