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Rhyming------Jokes

Ek ladki thi diwani si.
Mobile lekar ghoomti thi.
Sharma ke ghabra ke woh kuch karti rahti thi.
Jab bhi milti thi mujhse, hamesha puchti thi, yeh ON kaise hota hai, yeh ON Kaise hota hai.
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Hasti thi hasaati thi, Baalon ko lehrati thi, kuch soch kar sharmati thi, phir kuch soch ke muskurati thi....AAJ PATA CHALA- SALI PAGLI THI !!!
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Machhar song
Bhige hoth tere, pyaasa Dank mera. Lage Amrit sa mujhe khoon tera.
Kabhi mere saath koi raat gujare.
Use subah tak saja du yaar.
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Har safar mein aapka saath hum denge,
Apne pyar ki saugat hum denge,
Girne lage to hath hum denge,
aur
Na bhi gire to..,
EK LAAT HUM DENGE
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Udhar aap majabur baithey hain,
Idhar hum khamosh baithey hain,
Baat ho to kaise ho janab,
Jab dono taraf do kanjus baithey hain.
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Mohabbat karli tumse bahut sochne ke baad,
Ab kisiko dekhna nahi tmhe dekhne ke baad,
Dunia chhor denge tumhe paneke baad,
Khuda maaf kare itna jhoot bolne baad.
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Jab maine darwaja khola,
To Apki Ankho me Aansu,
Aur chehre pe hasi thi.
Sanso me Aahe Dil me bebasi
thi.
Pehle Q nahi bataya
Darwaje me ungli phasi thi,
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Na jaane kab koi taara toot jaaye,
Na jaane kab koi aansu aankh se chhoot jaaye,
Kuch pal hamare saath bhi has lo,
Na jaane kab tumhare daant toot jaaye..
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Phone ke rishte bhi ajib hote hai.
Balance rakhkar bhi log garib hote hai
Khud to msg karte nahi hai,
Muft ke msg padhne ke kitne shauqin hote hai,
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Jab dekha unhone tirchi nazar se,
Kasam khuda ki madhosh ho gaye hum,
Par jab pata chala
nazar permenent tirchi hai,
To wahi khade-khade behosh ho gaye hum.
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1 shayer garibi se tang aa kr Daku Ban gya, Daketi karne 1 bank gya aur kaha
'Takdir mein jo hai wahi milega..
Hands Up, Koi apni Jagah se nhi Hilega!
Fir cashier se kaha
Apne kuch khawab meri ankho se nikal lo
Jo kuch bi tumhare pas h jaldi se is bag me dal do,
Bahut koshish karta hu teri yad bhulane ki..
Khabrdar! koi koshish na kare police ko bulane ki,
Fir jate-jate kaha..
Bhula de mujhe kya jata hai tera.
Mai goli mar dunga jo kisi ne picha kia mera
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Pappu proposd a girl with romantic poem
kutta mar gaya razai mein,
Main pagal hu teri judai mein,
Hathi naali me beh nahi sakta
Yeh pappu tere bin reh nahi sakta,
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