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Bindasss-----Jokes

1 shayer garibi se tang aa kar Daku Ban gya, Daketi karne 1 bank gya aur kaha
'Takdir mein jo hai wahi milega..
Hands Up, Koi apni Jagah se nahi Hilega!
Fir cashier se kaha
Apne kuch khawab meri ankho se nikal lo
Jo kuch bhi tumhare pas h jaldi se is bag me dal do,
Bahut koshish karta hu teri yad bhulane ki..
Khabrdar! koi koshish na kare police ko bulane ki,
Fir jate-jate kaha..
Bhula de mujhe kya jata hai tera.
Mai goli mar dunga jo kisi ne picha kiya mera
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Santa was busy scratching his head in a mall.
Banta: wat happened?
Santa: tu bhi kar,
wahan poster laga hai,
scratch & win a bmw
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Govt. Jiske 5 bache hai use ghar degi.
Santa ke 3 the,
usne wife se kaha padosan k 2 bhi mere hai unko lata hu.
lane ke baad apne 3 kaha gaye?
WIFE- Jinke the wo le gye. .
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Manager asked to Santa in an interview
Can you spell a word that has more than 100 letters in it?
Santa replied:
P-O-S-T-B-O-X.
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Teacher- Ande me se murgika bacha kaise nikla?
Santa- Madam, ye koi badi bat nahi hai. zyada interesting ye he ki wo usme ghusa kaise?
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DOCTOR - AB KHANSI KA KYA HAAL HAI ?
SANTA- KHANSI TO BAND HO GAYI,
PAR AB SAANS RUK-RUK KAR CHAL RAHI HAI.
DOCTOR- FIKR NA KARO, RAB NE CHAHA TO WO BHI BAND HO JAYEGI
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Doctor: which soap u use?
Santa: Gopal soap, Gopal paste, Gopal brush
Dr: Is gopal an international company
Santa: No gopal is my
room mate.
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Santa was going to Bombay. While the plane was landing he was so excited and shouted: “Bombay… Bombay”
Air hostess said: “B silent”
Santa: "Ok. Ombay… Ombay”
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Santa: What is Difference Between “complete and finish”?
Banta: When You marry a Right Person You are Complete
And When You Marry The Wrong One Your Are Finished!!!
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Santa ki 10 betiyan thi phir ja kar uske ghar par 1 beta paida hua
Santa ne uska naam kya rakha hoga
socho
.
.
.
muskil singh
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Bhikari: kuch khane ko Dedo.
SANTA - TAMATAR KHAO
Bikari - roti dedo
Santa - TAMATAR KHAO
Bikari -l ao tamatar hi do
Santa ki Mumy - ye totla h,keh rha h,
KAMAKAR khao.
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3 sardar picnic par gae wahan ja kar yad aya k
pepsi to ghar bhol gaye
Decide kia ki sab se chota sardar ja kar pepsi le
aaye
Chota sardar:Main is shart par jata hun k tum mere
ane tak samose nahi khao ge
Dono ne kaha thik hai
1 din guzar gaya sardar ni aya
2 din guzr gaye
2no ne socha k ab samose kha lne chahye
Jaise hi samosa uthaya chota sardar ped k peche
se nikal k bola....
Aisa karo ge to main nahi jawoonga.
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Santa Qabristan Me Charas Pi Raha Tha
Police=Kya Kar Rahe Ho ?
Santa=Abbu K Liye Dua,
Police=Ye To Bachche Ki Qabr Hai
Santa=Abbu Bachpan Me Hi Mar Gaye
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