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Ek bar santa ne kisi rah chalti ladki ko
roka aur kaha-
AAPNE PAHCHANA MUJHE
.
.
.
LADKI- nahi koun ho tum???
.
.
.
SANTA- mai wahi hu jisko aapne pichli
bar bhi nahi pahchana tha!!!
................................
What's the diff. between dava and
daru...
dava is like girlfriend that comes with
expiry date
and
daru is a like wife jitni purani hogi utna
sir chhad kar bolegi!!!
................................

Eb bar dil or ankh me ladayi huai..
Dil- dekhte tum ho aur dard mujhe hota
hai.
Ankh- dil lagate ho tum or rote ham hai.
Tab gal bola kamino thapad to har bar
mujhe hai khana padta hai na..
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Gabbar (viru se)- aaj mene basanti ko
nahate huwe dekha.
viru- kutte mai tera khun pee jawunga..
gabber- abe sale mai naha raha tha aur
basanti jaa rahi thi!!!
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Policewala Baap: Is bar tumhara result kharab huwa, Kal se tumhara tv dekhna aur game khelna band.
Beta: Ye lo 100 rupye aur iss baat ko yahi daba do.....
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Teacher: A, B, C sunawo
Chintu: A B C...
Teacher: Aur sunawo....
Chintu: Alhamdolillah sab theek thak hai...Aap sunawo
................................
Teacher student se: Khali jaga pur
kro,
900 Choohe kha kr Bili ___ chali.
Student: 900 choohe kha kr bili
Slow Slow chali,
Teacher: (Gusse se): khare ho jao,
mazaq krte ho ?
Student: ye b main ne apka dil
rkhne k liye keh diya wrna 900
choohe kha kr billi chal to kia hil b
nai sakt.
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Ek Traffic Police Wala Budhiya Se-
Me Kitni Der Se Siti Baja Raha Tha, Aap Ruki Q
Nahi
Budhiya- Beta, Aab Meri Siti Sun K Rukne Ki
Umar H
Kya.
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