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Dad: I want u 2 marry a girl of
my choice.
Son: No.
Dad: The girl is Bill
Gates'daughter.
Son: Then ok.
Dad goes 2 Bill Gates...
Dad: I want ur daughter 2 marry
my son.
Bill Gates: No.
Dad: My son is d CEO of the World
Bank.
Bill Gates: Then ok.
Dad goes 2 the President of the
World Bank...
Dad: Appoint my son as the CEO of
ur bank.
President: No.
Dad: He is the son-in-law of Bill
Gates.
President: Then ok.
This is BUSINESS ..!
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Dosto Se Problem Share Krna Achha
Hota H
.
.
.
Isliye Nhi K Wo Use Solve Krte H
Par
.
.
.
.
Saale Aise-aise Solutions Dete H K
.
Hum Problem Hi Bhul Jate Hai..
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1 engineer ko job nahi mili toh usne
clinic khola or bahar likha:
Rs 300 me elaj karwayen
Elaj na hua to 1000 wapis
1 admi ne socha ki 1000 kamani ka
acha mokka hai.
woh clinic aaya or kaha mujhe kisi
bhi cheez ka zaiqa nahi aata.
Dr: Box 22 se dawa nikalo or isko 3
drops pilao
nurse ne pila di
Mareez: Yeh toh petrol hai
Dr: Mubarak ho aapko taste mehsus
hogaya lao Rs. 300.
Admi ko ghusa aaya......
Kuch din bad woh phir gaya ta ki
Dr. se purana paisa wapis le.
Admi: Dr. saheb meri yadasht kum
ho gai hai
Dr: Box 22 se dawa nikalo or 3
drops pilao
Marez: Lekin wo dawa to zuban ki
taste ke liye hai.
Dr: Yeh lo tumhari yadasht bhi
wapis aagai
lao Rs.300.
....................
1 engineer ko job nahi mili toh usne
clinic khola or bahar likha:
Rs 300 me elaj karwayen
Elaj na hua to 1000 wapis
1 admi ne socha ki 1000 kamani ka
acha mokka hai.
woh clinic aaya or kaha mujhe kisi
bhi cheez ka zaiqa nahi aata.
Dr: Box 22 se dawa nikalo or isko 3
drops pilao
nurse ne pila di
Mareez: Yeh toh petrol hai
Dr: Mubarak ho aapko taste mehsus
hogaya lao Rs. 300.
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Bhikari: kuch khane ko Dedo.
SANTA - TAMATAR KHAO
Bikari - roti dedo
Santa - TAMATAR KHAO
Bikari -l ao tamatar hi do
Santa ki Mumy - ye totla h,keh rha h,
KAMAKAR khao.
........................
3 sardar picnic par gae wahan ja kar yad aya k
pepsi to ghar bhol gaye
Decide kia ki sab se chota sardar ja kar pepsi le
aaye
Chota sardar:Main is shart par jata hun k tum mere
ane tak samose nahi khao ge
Dono ne kaha thik hai
1 din guzar gaya sardar ni aya
2 din guzr gaye
2no ne socha k ab samose kha lne chahye
Jaise hi samosa uthaya chota sardar ped k peche
se nikal k bola....
Aisa karo ge to main nahi jauga.
.......................

Santa Qabristan Me Charas Pi Raha Tha
Police=Kya Kar Rahe Ho ?
Santa=Abbu K Liye Dua,
Police=Ye To Bachche Ki Qabr Hai
Santa=Abbu Bachpan Me Hi Mar Gaye
...................
SANTA- Aaj kal zyada bachche judwa kyo paida
hote hai?
BANTA-Desh me itna AATANKWAAD badh gaya hai
ke bachche akele aane se darte hai.


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