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1. Do you work for UPS? I thought I saw you checking out my package.
2. I'd really like to see how you look when I'm naked.
3. F*ck me if I'm wrong, but is your name Helga Titsbottom?
4. My name is (name). Remember that, you'll be screaming it later.
5. Wanna come over for some pizza and sex? No? Why, don't you like pizza?
6. Do you sleep on your stomach? Can I?
7. If I told you you had a sexy body, would you hold it against me?
8. Sex is a killer...want to die happy?
9. Nice dress, can I talk you out of it?
10. Your daddy must be a baker, 'cause you've got a nice set of buns.

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