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Dayomi

Ok, we all get fed up with ppl asking for Visas/Money Scams etc. Don't get mad, get even. use it for your own entertainment. The following is an exact copy of a thread from a wap forum (prodigits), nothing added in, and nothing taken out. I hope you like it.

Subject: Help

Replies: 72 Views: 960

dayomi - 1.10.07 - 11:03pm
Pls can any body help me cos i love visit israel.embazy is f**king me up pls *

muddy4x4 - 1.10.07 - 11:04pm
Embazy regal? *

icedvovo - 1.10.07 - 11:06pm
U help what *

nuttyf1 - 1.10.07 - 11:07pm
confused how is anyone here supposed to help with that? *

dayomi - 1.10.07 - 11:07pm
How to go about working visa pls *

shamanka - 1.10.07 - 11:08pm
Embazy *

xcoreyx - 1.10.07 - 11:08pm
Av u got d'monies? *

u4ric - 1.10.07 - 11:09pm
Do you think? Have you ever thought? *

dayomi - 1.10.07 - 11:12pm
Well d morney is nt d problem but im looking 4 some 1 that hav d idea *

le.bod - 1.10.07 - 11:14pm
Do you have a dice ? *

minieggs - 1.10.07 - 11:14pm
Im hungry *

dayomi - 1.10.07 - 11:18pm
No any israel around here? *
le.bod - 1.10.07 - 11:20pm
they're all at Desmond Dekkers gaff, it's the first Monday of the month *

duffski - 1.10.07 - 11:22pm
pmpl *

dayomi - 1.10.07 - 11:24pm
O.I.C but any1 still help me out that is y im here *

le.bod - 1.10.07 - 11:28pm
I'm trying to help, but you obviously don't understand the code *

dayomi - 1.10.07 - 11:32pm
Bnd pleace help me okay u can also inbox me pls mwah *

le.bod - 1.10.07 - 11:34pm
I'll excuse the 'mwah' for now. Ok, do you have a dice ? yes or no *

dayomi - 1.10.07 - 11:40pm
No i dont hav *

le.bod - 1.10.07 - 11:41pm
jeez, ok, pick a number between 1 and 6. the we can work on our plan *

le.bod - 1.10.07 - 11:41pm
sorry, I meant 'then' we can work on our plan *

dayomi - 1.10.07 - 11:44pm
I pik number 1 *

le.bod - 1.10.07 - 11:45pm
ok, wait til I check the book....... *

le.bod - 1.10.07 - 11:46pm
number 1 is canada. Can you speak canadian ? *

dayomi - 1.10.07 - 11:47pm
Not yet but its a matter of time *

le.bod - 1.10.07 - 11:48pm
we don't have much time. Do you like lobster ? *

u4ric - 1.10.07 - 11:48pm
Pmpl *

dayomi - 1.10.07 - 11:49pm
Yes i do *

le.bod - 1.10.07 - 11:50pm
good, we'll just bluff the language thing then. *

le.bod - 1.10.07 - 11:50pm
unless you want to change your mind and pick another number *

dayomi - 1.10.07 - 11:52pm
What about d last number *

le.bod - 1.10.07 - 11:53pm
number 6.... give me a minute *

le.bod - 1.10.07 - 11:54pm
6 is norway. How is your Swedish ? *

xcoreyx - 1.10.07 - 11:54pm
Pmpl *

dayomi - 1.10.07 - 11:55pm
Let stand on canadar *


le.bod - 1.10.07 - 11:56pm
ok, I think that would be safer. *

le.bod - 1.10.07 - 11:57pm
do you have any Paul Anka cd's ? think carefully..... *

dayomi - 1.10.07 - 11:58pm
No *

icedvovo - 1.10.07 - 11:58pm
U wuldnt make it in australia *

duffski - 1.10.07 - 11:59pm
phew *

le.bod - 1.10.07 - 11:59pm
ok, again don't worry, I'll only charge you a few quid for 4 or 5 *


dayomi - 2.10.07 - 12:01am
alright *

le.bod - 2.10.07 - 12:01am
now, write this down O Canada our home and native land, true patriot love in all thy sons command *

dayomi - 2.10.07 - 12:05am
I don it *

le.bod - 2.10.07 - 12:06am
good, now memorise it tonight, and burn the paper in the morning *

le.bod - 2.10.07 - 12:06am
don't let anyone else read it or we're pooped *

tracexxx - 2.10.07 - 12:08am
Pmpl *

duffski - 2.10.07 - 12:09am
hilarious *

dayomi - 2.10.07 - 12:09am
Ok ,anythin else? So wat comes there after? *

le.bod - 2.10.07 - 12:09am
now we need a good name, give me a minute *

le.bod - 2.10.07 - 12:10am
ok, do you want to be called Stephen Harper or Rick Nash ? *

le.bod - 2.10.07 - 12:10am
Stephen is kinda boring imo *

dayomi - 2.10.07 - 12:13am
Stephen is gud *

le.bod - 2.10.07 - 12:14am
ok, Stephen Harper it is. Good stuff *

le.bod - 2.10.07 - 12:15am
you'll need to wear a tie to pull it off but that's ok ? Yeah ? *

dayomi - 2.10.07 - 12:15am
Yes so what next *


le.bod - 2.10.07 - 12:16am
let's not rush into it, takes planning *

southpaw - 2.10.07 - 12:16am
lol *

le.bod - 2.10.07 - 12:17am
4, no 5 cd's of Paul Anka (i'll throw in 2 of Celine's) for 5 pounds, and a tie for 2.50 is that ok so far ? *

dayomi - 2.10.07 - 12:19am
Ok *

le.bod - 2.10.07 - 12:19am
good, that's progress *

le.bod - 2.10.07 - 12:20am
do you like sweetcorn relish ? *

birdy - 2.10.07 - 12:20am
Ahahahaha Pmpl *

le.bod - 2.10.07 - 12:23am
stephen, don't run out on me at this stage of the operation *

dizzy1 - 2.10.07 - 12:24am
lol this is great! ur such a helpful person le.bod, hope stephen appreciates u lol *

disgirl - 2.10.07 - 12:24am
Pmsl u b*st*rd *

le.bod - 2.10.07 - 12:26am
hey dizzy, I think the guy was just pulling my chain, after all my efforts *

le.bod - 2.10.07 - 12:27am
I think the name he chose was cool as well *

dizzy1 - 2.10.07 - 12:28am
gawd some ppl are so rude. u put a lot of effort into helping i know! *

le.bod - 2.10.07 - 12:29am
I just hope that paper didn't set fire to his hoose *

le.bod - 2.10.07 - 12:30am
how do I withdraw an e-bay bid for 3 Paul Anka Cd's ? anyone *

mordant - 2.10.07 - 12:32am
classic...pmpl *

jammyxxx - 2.10.07 - 02:00am
lmao brilliant!!!! *

Dayomi's profile says he is 38, living in Lagos but from Nigeria.


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