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Since Americans throw rice at weddings, do Asians throw hamburgers?

Since there is a speed of light and a speed of sound, is there a speed of smell?

Are there a lot of virgins in the Virgin Islands?

The Scarecrow got a brain, Tin Man got a heart, Lion got courage, Dorothy got home, what did Toto get?

Can a stupid person be a smart-ass?

What do chickens think we taste like?

What do sheep count when they can't get to sleep?

Crime doesn't pay... does that mean my job is a crime?

Day light savings time - why are they saving it and where do they keep it?

What do you call a bedroom with no bed in it?

What do you say if you're talking to God, and he sneezes?

Do fish get thirsty?

What happens if you go on a survival course - and you don't pass?

What if hell really did freeze over? What would we be using instead?

What if someone died in the living room?

Do vampires get AIDS?

What if you're in hell, and you're mad at someone, where do you tell them to go?

What is a "free" gift? Aren't all gifts free?

What is the speed of dark?

Does a man-eating shark eat women, too?

Does killing time damage eternity?

What's the sound a name makes when it's dropped?

When night falls who picks it up?

How come wrong numbers are never busy?

How dead is the Dead Sea?

How do they get the "Keep off the Grass" sign on the grass?

How do you know when you've run out of invisible ink?

If a candle factory burns down, does everyone just stand around and sing "Happy Birthday?"

If a jogger runs at the speed of sound, can he still hear his Walkman?

If a mirror reverses right and left, why doesn't it reverse up and down?

Why are there flotation devices under plane seats instead of parachutes?

Why did kamikaze pilots wear helmets?

If all the nations in the world are in debt, where did all the money go?

If corn oil is made from corn, what is baby oil made from?

Why do they call it 'chili' if it's hot?

Why do they call it a TV set when you only get one?

If humans have nightmares, what do horses have?

Why do they call it quicksand when it sucks you down slowly?

If rabbits' feet are so lucky, then what happened to the rabbit?

If your car says Dodge on the front of it, do you really need a horn?

Why is a person who plays the piano called a pianist, but a person who drives a race car not called a racist?

Is it true that cannibals don't eat clowns because they taste funny?

Why is it called lipstick if you can still move your lips?

Why is it called tourist season if we can't shoot at them?

Why is it that to stop Windows 95, you have to click on "Start"?

Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?

Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour?

You know that little indestructible black box that is used on planes? Why can't they make the whole plane out of the same substance?


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