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Whats th difference between kinky n perverted? Kinky is when u tickle her muff wit a feather perverted is when u use th whole fuckin chicken.
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ANN SUMMERS LID, we thank u 4 ur recent order, u asked 4 a large red vibrator as pictured in our wall display, plz re-select as this is a fire extinguisher!
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Two queers living together...One walks in on th other waking into a condom, he asks ´what r u doing? Th other replies jst packing ur lunch.
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My dick is big, her ass is tight, i poked her anus wit delight, but halfway there i hit a bump, th bitch forgot to take a dump!
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Why is it u can sue a cigarette company for cancer, mc donalds for getin fat, but u cant sue carlsberg for all th ugly people you´ve shagged!
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Lips r for snoggin, beds r for rockin, clits r for caresin, clothes r for undressin, ears r for lickin, tits r for suckin, th clock is tickin, so lets get fuckin!
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Luv me tender, Luv me sweet, wrap ur lips around my meat, suk it fat, suk it thin, feel my cum run down ur chin.
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