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***YOU KNOW YOU'RE MEXICAN PART 2!!***

WHITE FRIENDS: Never ask for food
LATINOFRIENDS: Are the reason you have no food.

WHITE FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr. and Mrs.
LATINOFRIENDS: Call your parents Mami y Papi.

WHITE FRIENDS: Bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong.
LATINOFRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you saying, Damn...we fucked up...but that shit was fun!"

WHITE FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back.
LATINOFRIENDS: Keep your shit so long they forget it's yours.

WHITE FRIENDS: know a few things about you.
LATINOFRIENDS: Could write a book with direct quotes from you.

WHITE FRIENDS: Would knock on your door.
LATINOFRIENDS: Walk right in and say, "estoy en casa!"

WHITE FRIENDS: Are for a while.
LATINO FRIENDS: Are fo life.

WHITE FRIENDS: Will take your drink away when they think you've had enough.
LATINO FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place and say, "Bitch, you better drink the rest of that, you know we don't waste!!"

WHITE FRIENDS: Will talk shit to the person who talks shit about you.
LATINO FRIENDS: Will knock them the fuck out!!

The teacher tells three kids to make a sentence with the words liver and cheese:

* White kid says: "My mom made me a liver and cheese sandwich and it was sooo good."

*Black kid says: "My daddy told my momma to go get the Government cheese And she didn't, so my daddy punched her in the liver."

MEXICAN kid says: "Some kids were trying to look under my sister's dress and I told the cabrones, "Hey Putos!!! liver alone, cheese my sister!"
1 Comments:
PLOP! JAJAJA NO MAMEZ ESTA ESTUVO DE POKA MADRE ME KAE! CASI ME CAGO DE LA RIZA AAAY GUEY! JAJAJA! 773KUAL D'CHICAGO
12.10.2006 02:09 EDT,


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