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Hey! You are under arrest..Its illegal to be so SWEET!! so I arrest u for lifetime, in the LOCK UP of my HEART as a Sweet Cute Friend,... case CLOSED!!!
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DOG means: D:earest O:f all G:ood friend now your SMILING? "YOU..." Naughty DOG"
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FRIENDS are like FILMS: some are ROMANTIC, some are MUSICAL, some are ADVENTURS, some are COMEDY, and yet other are TRAGEDY, but very few like you!"OSCAR WINNING"
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GOOD FRIENDS are hard to choose, they are even harder to lose, when you face any problem... Don't say "FRIEND I HAVE A PROBLEM" just say.... "Hey! PROBLEM I HAVE A FRIEND"
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What is the similarity between an apple tree and mango tree?answer,...Both don't give oranges!
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BOY:can I touch your softwer? GIRL: 1st show me your Hardwer, BOY: should I install it in your System? GIRL: cover it with ANTIVIRUS and then Install....
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A man wants to commit suicide, when asked: Why are you crying? He replied:My wife ran wid my friend and i can't live without my friend!!!
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"Thought of Life..... "We spend lots of money for buying new clothes but.... never Realize that the best time we had enjoyed was without clothes.....
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If a Paratha and a Pizza are thrown from 50 feet building which will reach the ground first?/Ans....Pizza... bcoz its FAST FOOD!
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GIRL;what do you like in Me? BOY; Those who white BIG BALLS having black DOTS in it., GIRL; what??? BOY; Yes... I like your Eyes It's really beautiful....
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TAXI DRIVER; Sir I forgot to turn-on the meter, I don't know how much to charge you, PASSENGER; Thats OK! coz I forgot too my PURSE!!!
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Hi Darling...How are you?? I am in Good Mood today! Just a little bit kissing and biting..... Meeting you tonight...LOVINGLY YOURS!!! "MOSQUITO"
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GORAN; The begar who came yesterday is very naughty! PANJIT; Why?? GORAN; I gave him food yesterday and today he gifted me a book... "HOW TO COOK"
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What is a GIRLFRIEND??? Ans; Addition of Problems,Subtraction of Money, Multiplication of Enemies, and Division of Friends....
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Wonderful Slogan on a bad man's T-shirt.... "GOD MADE SOME PERFECT HEADS, ON THE REST HE PUT HAIR TO HIDE HIS MISTAKES"
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What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Santa?
Nothing, they both leave children's bedrooms with empty sacks!
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AMERICAN went for an ART EXHIBITION., He shouted at Art...."OH MY GOD! What a Worst Picture..." EXHIBITOR; "Excuse Me its a MIRROR!!!"
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Define "GUTS??"Its when your Girlfriend catches you in theatre with another girl... & you say... "LOVE YOU DARLING, next Show is with YOU!"
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