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¤¤ How Would U Know If You're In Love, Lust or Marriage? ¤¤

LOVE - - When ur eyes meet across a crowded room.
LUST - - When your tongues meet across a crowded room
MARRIAGE - - When your belt wont meet around your waist, and you dont care.

LOVE - - When you argue over how many children to have.
LUST - - When you argue over who gets the wet spot.
MARRIAGE - - When you argue over money

LOVE - - When you share everything you own.
LUST - - When you think twice about giving your partner bus money.
MARRIAGE - - When the bank owns everything.

LOVE - - When it doesn't matter when you don't climax.
LUST - - When the relationship is over, if you dont climax.
MARRIAGE - - What's a climax?

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