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**LAUGHING CORNER**

EnJoY!!!! Come have a laugh or 2

'n Vrou loop rond in 'n duur matwinkel. Net toe sy buk om aan 'n mooi mat te voel poep sy kliphard. Volgende oomblik staan die assistent langs haar.
Ongemaklik vra sy "Hoeveel kos die mat?"
Die assistent antwoord "Mevrou, as jy gepoep het toe jy aan die mat gevat het, gaan jy definitief in jou broek kak as jy sy prys hoor."
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A man went to the dental surgeon to have a tooth pulled. The dentist pulls out a freezing needle to give him. "No way and no needles. I hate needles!" the patient says. The dentist starts to hook up the laughing gas and the man again objects. "I can't do the gas thing - the thought of having the gas mask on is suffocating to me!"

The dentist then asks if the man has any objection to taking a pill. "No," the patient says, "I am fine with pills".

The dentist then returns and says, "Here is a Viagra tablet." The patient says, "Wow - I didn't know Viagra worked as a pain killer!" "It doesn't," says the dentist "but it will give you something to hold onto when I pull out your tooth!"
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Bosveldboer storm die huis binne en gil: "Vrou, gee daar vir my 'n skoon broek. Ek het my nou lelik vererg vir 'n bliksemse leeu!"

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Wa' kom die sêding - Ek het jou lief vandaan? :

Adam en Eva was Capies...
Eva bad innie stroompie en haar blaartjie dryf wêg...
Toe sy klaar is en oppie wal kom, toe staan Adam da en swaai haar blaartjie hien en wier, en sê:
"Eva, êk't djou 'leaf'.

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AMAZINGLY SIMPLE HOME REMEDIES


1. IF YOU'RE CHOKING ON AN ICE CUBE, SIMPLY POUR A CUP OF BOILING WATER DOWN YOUR THROAT. PRESTO! THE BLOCKAGE WILL INSTANTLY REMOVE ITSELF.

2. AVOID CUTTING YOURSELF WHEN SLICING VEGETABLES BY GETTING SOMEONE ELSE TO HOLD THE VEGETABLES WHILE YOU CHOP.

3. AVOID ARGUMENTS WITH THE FEMALES ABOUT LIFTING THE TOILET SEAT - USE THE SINK.

4. FOR HIGH BLOOD PRESSURE SUFFERERS ~ SIMPLY CUT YOURSELF AND BLEED FOR A FEW MINUTES, THUS REDUCING THE PRESSURE ON YOUR VEINS. REMEMBER TO USE A TIMER.

5. A MOUSE TRAP PLACED ON TOP OF YOUR ALARM CLOCK WILL PREVENT YOU FROM ROLLING OVER AND GOING BACK TO SLEEP AFTER YOU HIT THE SNOOZE BUTTON.

6. IF YOU HAVE A BAD COUGH, TAKE A LARGE DOSE OF LAXATIVES. THEN YOU'LL BE AFRAID TO COUGH.

7. YOU ONLY NEED TWO TOOLS IN LIFE - Q20 AND DUCT TAPE. IF IT DOESN'T MOVE AND SHOULD, USE THE Q20. IF IT SHOULDN'T MOVE AND DOES, USE THE DUCT TAPE.

8. REMEMBER - EVERYONE SEEMS NORMAL UNTIL YOU GET TO KNOW THEM.

9. IF YOU CAN'T FIX IT WITH A HAMMER, YOU'VE GOT AN ELECTRICAL PROBLEM.
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WRONG E-MAIL ADDRESS

This one is priceless.. Wrong email address. A
lesson to be learned
From typing the wrong email address!!!!
A Minneapolis couple decided to go to Florida to
thaw out during a
Particularly icy winter. They planned to stay at
the
same hotel where
They spent their honeymoon 20 years earlier.
Because of hectic schedules, it was difficult to
coordinate their
Travel schedules. So, the husband left Minnesota
and
flew to Florida
On Thursday, with his wife flying down the
following
day.
The husband checked into the hotel. There was a
computer in his room,
So he decided to send an email to his wife.
However,
he accidentally
Left out one letter in her email address, and
without realizing his
Error, sent the email.
Meanwhile, somewhere in Houston , a widow had
just
returned home from
Her husband's funeral. He was a minister who was
called home to glory
Following a heart attack.
The widow decided to check her email expecting
messages from relatives
And friends. After reading the first message, she
screamed and
Fainted. The widow's son rushed into the room,
found
his mother on the
Floor, and saw the computer screen which read:
To: My Loving Wife
Subject: I've Arrived
Date: October 16, 2005
I know you're surprised to hear from me. They
have
computers here now
And you are allowed to send emails to your loved
ones. I've just
Arrived and have been checked in. I've seen that everything has been
Prepared for your arrival tomorrow.
Looking forward to seeing you then!!!!
Hope your journey is as uneventful as mine was.
P.S. Sure is freaking hot down here!!!!

HALLO MA!!!
Baie dankies vir die oulike onderbroekies wat Ma vir my op die plaas uit meelsakkies gemaak het. Die meeste van hulle het groot reaksie by die Gooste" hier by die varsity uitgelok. Sannie het my onderbroekie heel aand net stip gesit en bekyk** dis nou daai een waar voorop staan "SELF-RAISING". Heel aand nie 'n oog verroer nie. Sy het lateraand net gesê "Dit werkie !" Wat nie werkie, weet ek nou noggie. Maar Magriet het haar nou die aand geniet toe ek die een aangehad het waar voorop staan " ROL DUN UIT" . Sy is 'n handvol en was nogal plesierig. Maar jislaaik is sy nogal rats met daai ou klein handjies van haar. Al bogger-op wat ek nou nog nie kan verstaan nie, is die klap wat Berta my gegee het gisteraand. Sy verstaan seker nie watse moeite dit is om so 'n plaasonderbroek te maak nie. Ek het net 'n uur gekuier en toe ek met my ander onderbroek wou spog, haak sy af en klap my van die bed af. Ma weet mos dis daai een waar in rooi staan "IDEAAL VIR VETKOEKE" Weet nou nog nie wat haar storie was nie, sal hom maar eers bêre !
Any-way, Ma ,laat dit lekker gaan op die plaas !!
Van jou Pietie
xxxxx


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