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1 .wats the difference between a vacuum cleaner and a swiss admiral. one sucks and sucks and never fails the other fucks and fucks and never sails.
2. Where does asadam hushane ceep his wine. in arack.
3. To yobes climbed up a building one started drinking battery acid the other was snifing firework oldlady sees this and reportes it to the cops. in
the court room they decided to let one off, and to charge the other.
4 . y did the chickin cross the road. to get to the other side.
5. wats the difference between a constipated owl and a bad marksmen. one hoots and cant shit the other shoots and cant hit.

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