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INSULT SMS

1. Aahat si koi aaye to lagta hai tum ho, Hawa koi lahraye to lagta hai tum ho, ab tum hi batao , Kya tum kisi "BHOOT" se kam ho.

2. TERI YAD ME HUMNE KALAM UTHAYI, LIYA PAPER AUR TASVEER APKI BANAYI, SOCHA THA USKO DIL SE LAGA KAR RAKHEGE, MAGAR WO TO BACHHO KO DARANE KE KAM AAYI.

3. I BET WHEN U GO 2 D ZOO, YOU HAV TO BUY 2 TICKETS...
....ONE TO GET IN ND ANOTHER 4 GET OUT

4. EK KUTTA SUBAH SE SHAM TAK BHOKTA RAHA , BHOW BHOW BHOW BHOW BHOW BHOW BHOW BHOW BHOW , HAAN BILKUL AISE HI BHOKTA THA AAPKI TARAH

5. KYA AANKHE KYA CHEHRA TUMNE PAYA HAI, KYA AANKHE KYA CHEHRA TUMNE PAYA HAI, AISA LAGTA HAI, KELE KE PEDH SE LANGUR UTAR KAR AAYA HAI.

6. MOBILE BANANE VALE KA SAPNA THA,

FAQIR AUR BHIKHARI K HATH ME BHI MOBILE HO

AUR AAPNE USKA SAPNA SACH KAR DIKHAYA.

7. THANDI THANDI HAWA CHALI , MOUSAM HUA SUHANA WAH WAH, THANDI THANDI HAWA CHALI, MOUSAM HUA SUHANA, BANDAR BHI SMS PADH RAHA EDUCATED HUA ZAMANA.

8. TUM LAKH CHUPAO DUNIYA SE PAR,
MAGAR.,
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AKELE ME TUMHE BHI APNE "CHAHRE" PAR HASI TO JARUR AATI HOGI.

9. HAR MANDIR HAR DEEWAR PAR AAPKA NAAM HAI, HAR GURU DWARE AUR MASJID PE AAPKA NAAM HAI, UPAR LIKHA CHAPPAL CHOR AUR NEECHE 50 KA ENAM HAI.

10. TERI DOSTI ME DEEWANA HO GAYA, TUJHE APNA BANATE BANATE BEGANA HO GAYA, PUKAR LENA EK BAR PYAR SE MERE DOST, KUTTE KI AWAZ SUNE ZAMANA HO GAYA.

11. "WHat iS mOBILE "
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R u LOokINg 4 d AnS
Ye hath ME kya Tv ka remote PaKad RAkha hai. KaiSe kaiSE NAmuNE upar VaLE NE Banaye hai.


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