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ninjas kill people


Never scream just before
attacking another ninja from
behind. This will only alarm the
ninja that you are about to do
something funky.

Always wear a mask. You never
know when you will see someone
that you don't want to see you.
TIP: (read this over and over till it
makes sense)

carry a
spare ninja
You never
know when you will need to
change into something less dirty
in mid-battle.

Never store shuriken in your

Try to use the swords of your
enemies whenever possible. This
way you can throw them into
other bad ninja without having to
worry about retrieving it later.

When trying to stop a run-away
golf cart its best to pick up the
back end (with hand if possible)
so the wheels just spin in the air
while the occupants start to get

When fighting on the golf course,
crushed golf balls make a good
blinding powder. Just grip the
golf ball firmly between thumb
and for-fingers, and then

When necessary, the ninja star
can be thrown with ninja toes.
For example, say you are trying
to gain entry into an airborne
helicopter. You are using both
hands to hold on and you want to
plant a shuriken in the eyeball of
the pilot, what do you do?
Shuriken with ninja feet!

Instead of forging your own
calthrops, you can simply use
the kids toy "jacks". If you are a
evil ninja, you can just steal
them from a child, or even a

Simple way to tell what time it is
without a clock is to call the local
phone operator and ask them.
Simple, but effective. Don't tell
them your name.

When preparing for battle, take
some time to do all the hand
signs of kuji-in. You will feel
better and look cool at the same

Always run sideways when
possible. With proper application
you can run through walls.

When jumping far distances,
always roll up into a ball. It will
give an extra 50 feet of jumping
Want to jump higher? Plant a
corn stalk. As it grows each day
jump over it. Gradually you will
increase your jumping height as
the corn grows.

Always use your ninja names
when speaking to each other in
battle. Don't let sneaky golfers
listen in to your conversations
and wreck your plans.

Try to fight in mid-air whenever

Try to keep your weapons on
display, even in storage. You
never know when you will need
them to look pretty for a pre-
revenge scene.

Wearing black eyeliner is good
for blending in with the
environments. Especially good
for public missions where photo
ops may arise. Don't forget to
wear your mask.

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