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Nøt So Dead 'Jokes'

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Feel Free To Write Your Best Jokes Here. . . Or Maybe Your Not So Best lol

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A porson in full jungle,he meet a lion,the porson said oh God please make this lion a christiens and the lion said thank god and bless the food which you gave me in jesus (amen).hrn mht http://kode0.peperonity.net/
I heard you took an IQ test and they said your results were negative. Hehe
Q. What do you call a man who puts his tool in your mouth? A. A dentist. Lol:-Dx (Gstar)
A man walks up to a lady in a bar, the word of the day is 'LEGS'. He says to her 'lets go to your place and spread the word'. Lol:-Dx (Gstar)
U knw w0t drívez a lesbían up tha wall".. . A crack ñ the ceílíng~ =)~
Q. Whats the difference between a thief and peeping tom? A. A thief snatches your watch while a peeping tom watches your snatch. Lol:-Dx (Gstar)
Q. Whats the difference between a s l u t and mosquito? A. A mosquito stops sucking when you slap it. Lol:-Dx (Gstar)
A vampire goes into a bar, sits down and asks for a cup of hot water, he then gets out a used tampon and swirls it round in the hot water. The barman asks the vampire ´what are you doing´. The vampire replies ´making tea´.
Q: Why did the blonde stare at the orange juice? A: The carton said "concentrate"
Q: What do you call a woman who sets fire to all her bills? A: Bernardette
A guy has a costume party. He asks the first guy "what are you?" he replies "i'm a vampire" and shows his fangs. Next guy says "i'm a zombie" and shows his fake cuts. The final guy who isn't dressed up says "i'm a tortoise" the host asks "ok, but why is there a woman on your back?" he replies "she's michelle" :D http://road.to.nowhere.peperonity.net/
Wife looks into the mirror and says to her husband "My a$$ is too flat and my boobs are sagging. Pay me a compliment". Husband replies "You have VERY good eyesight"
Q: What did the hurricane say to the coconut tree?? A: Hold onto your ****ing nuts. This aint no ordinary blow job.
An old man was on a train one day. A guy got on the train with his hair dye blue, green, yellow and red. So the old man was looking at the guy hard, so the guy said "what the f888 u lookin at?". The old man replied " I f88888 a parrot once and i was wondering if u are my son?"


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