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A Mother had 3 virgin daughters.

They were all getting married within a short time period. Because Mum was a bit worried about how their s£x life would get started, she made them all promise to send a postcard from the honeymoon with a few words on how marital s£x felt.
The first girl sent a card from Hawaii two days after the wedding. The card said nothing but: ´Nescafe´!
Mum was puzzled at first, but then went to her kitchen and got out the Nescafe jar.
It said: ´Good till the last drop”.
Mum blushed, but was pleased for her daughter.
The second girl sent the card from Vermont a week after the wedding, and the card read: ´Rothmans´
Mum now knew to go straight to her husband´s cigarettes, and she read from the pack: ´Extra Long. King Size´
She was again slightly embarrassed but still happy for her daughter.
The third girl left for her honeymoon in Cape Town. Mum waited for a week, nothing. Another week went by and still nothing. Then after a whole month, a card finally arrived.
Written on it with shaky handwriting were the words ´South African Airways´
Mum took out her latest YOU magazine, flipped through the pages fearing the worst, and finally found the ad for SAA.
The ad said: ´Ten times a day, seven days a week, both ways.´

Mum fainted!

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