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joke hindi

beta; papa me jo bandh ankho se kar saku vo ap khuli anhko se nahi kar sakte
papa; vo kya?
bete ne mitti uthai or ankhe bandh karke dali,
beta; kya aap aisa kar sakte hai? Kabhi jab tumhara H1 expire ho
>> Green card renewal ka tension shuru ho
>> Tab tum mere paas aana mere dost
>> Mera ghar khula hai khula hi rahega
>> Tumhare liye ||
Jab tak tu apne dil ki baat mujhe samjhayegi
>> meri shaadi kahin aur ho jayegi
|Unko mere pyar par Ghussa aata hai
>> aur mujhe unke Ghusse par pyar aata hai.
Dum aadmi main nahin Cigarette mein hota hai
>> isiliye Cigarette aadmi ko nahin aadmi Cigarette ko peeta hai
Pappu....yaar chappu meri mangni tooth gayi..... pinki mere se shaadi karne se inkaar kar dee
Chappu...... yaar toone apne karodpathi chacha k baare mai nahi bathaaya kya usko......?????????
Pappu........ Yaar hoh hi to galati ho gai,ki,Bathaaya ...................ab pinki meri chachhi hai...
husband......
jab mai suit pahan kar jaatha hoon tho dookaandaar mujhe sabji mahenga detha hai...par jab maile kurthe paijaame mai jaatha hoon tho sasthe detha ha.....
wife.....
tho tum kal se katora le kar jaana.... mufth mai dega....
Circuit- Bhai ye bata Akal badhi ki bhains?
Munna Bhai- Pehele apun ko date of birth bata tabhi to bataega tereku, aisehi khali peeli time khoti karta hai sala."

"What is Ford?
Munna Bhai- Gaadi BAP aur kya?

What is Oxford?
Munna Bhai- BOLE TO Bail Gaadi BAP, itna bhi nahi janta!"

"Circuit- Apun ka Bapu bahut shana tha BAP, sher ke pinjre me ghus gaya !
Munnai Bhai- Bahar kaise nikla re?
Circuit- Waich tou lafda bapu bahar nahi nikla!"

"Circuit- Tu pareshan kyun hai? Munna Bhai- Sale mai bap banne wala hai!
Circuit starts dancing.
Munna Bhai- Nachna band kar sale, teri Bhabi ka bacha nahi hai."

"Lady Dr- Tum roz subah clinic ke bahar khade hokar auraton ko kyun ghoorte ho?
Circuit- Bai ji aapichh wahan likhe na - Auraton ko dekhne ka samay 9am-11am"


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