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|| HINDI JOKES

Tumko dekha to yeh khayaal aaya
Ki kal raat ko maine itna kyon khaaya
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Tu mere dil mein aise samaayi
Majnu Laila ke baal pakad ke bola
Moya kitne din se sar nahin dhoya
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Jaayiye aap kahan jaayenge
Hum khud aapko chhod aayenge
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Khush rahe tu sada yeh dua hai meri
Teri premika hi ban jaaye bhabhi teri
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Hum aapke dil mein rahate hai
Aur bhaada bhi nahin dete hai

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Hathi nay kaha ja kar hathni ki kabar per
Sadqey jaoon tumhari patli kamar per …
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Duniya Se Jo Dare, Usse Kayar Kehte Hain,Duniya Jisse Dare, Usse Shayar Kehte Hain,Biwi Se Jo Dare, Usse Shohar Kehte Hain.
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Jise dil diya woh dilhi chali gayi.. Jise pyar kiya woh italy chali gayi...Dil ne kaha khud kushi(suicide) kar le zalim...Bijali ko haath lagaya to bijali chali gayi...
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A Bihari went to New Delhi for the first time in his life. He went there
during the time of Asiad and was zapped to see all these new stadiums, newly
constructed roads, flyovers etc etc. The poor fellow hadn't seen all this ever
before. So when he came back to Aligarh people asked him as to how did he like
Delhi, he was too excited and said : yaar delhi to buhat top ka laga, pura
delhi chamak chamak raha tha, sab kuch jagmaga raha tha, sab shine maar raha
tha lekin yaar ek cheez hum understand nahin kar paye, yeh itta barka barka
speed breaker kahe ko bana diya hai (he couldn't figure out what is a flyover).
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A Bihari goes to a movie hall and asks for two tickets,Do tho ticket dena,
the person at the window tells him that there is a house full, so this Bihari
says koi baat nahin do house full de do.
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A Bihari after coming back from a three hour long class says:
Saala pura body headache maar raha hai
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Soniya ji ne pucha Manmohan ji aap U.P.A ka matlab jante hai , usme meri kya haisiyat mante hai ? Manmohan bole madam U.P.A ka matlab saaf hai esme P.A mai baaki sabh aap hai
:-) ----------------- (-:
The night is dark, the moon is high,I stop my car, u ask why?I come close to u, u feel shy,I tell u those three magical words....Hye La, Puncture!!!
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KOI PATHAR SE NA MARE MERE DEEWANE KOE KOI PATHAR SE NA MARE MERE DEEWANE ABE AAGE BHI TOE BOLE , NUCLEAR KA JAMANA HAI UDA DEY SALE KOE
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HASEEN TUM HOE TOE BURE HUM BHI NAHI . MEHLO ME TUM HO TOE SADKO PE HUM BHI NAHI. PYAR KARKE KEHTE HO KE SHADI SHUDHA HOUN , KAN KHOEL KEY SUN LOE , KUNWARE HUM BHH NAHI !!
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KYA ANKHEIN HAIN AP KI , KYA BATEIN HAIN AP KI US KHUDHA NE KUCH AISA APKO BANAYA HAI MANO Shhsss KOI HAI SE BHOOT NIKAL AYA HAI
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CHAND ME DEKHA TOE TUM NAZAR AYE . SITARO ME DEKHA TO TUM NAZAR AYE . PHOOLO ME DEKHA TO TUM NAZAR AYE ,BHARO ME DEKHA TO TUM NAZAR AYE AREY YAR AB TO BICHME SEY HATO TO AUR KUCH NAZAR AYE.
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MAKHAN JI , AP KEY BAAL KYO UDANEY LAGEY HAI ? ´CHINTA SAY ´ KIS BAAT KI CHINTA ? ´BAAL UDANEY KI ´ ~-~~-~~-~~-~~-~
SHEELA : KYA HUA BEHAN PARSAN KYO HO ? MALTI : GUDOO NEY ATAHANI NIGAL LI HAI . SHEEL : NIGAL LI HAI TO KYA HUA ? AJKAL ADANI KA ATA BHI KYA HAI . ~-~~-~~-~~-~~-~ KYA VAUYAAN MEY KOI VYAKTI POOJA KARNA JANTA HAI ? HA MAI JANTA HU ,AEK YATRI NEY JAVAB
DIYA . TAB TOE APP PUJA KARNA SHRU KAR DIGIYE KYOKI HAMEY MAJBURI MEY SAMUNDAR MEY UTARNA PADE RAHA HAI AUR HAMAREY PAAS AEK LIFE JACKET KAM HAI ~-~~-~~-~~-~~-~ 0) EK JEEP KA ACCIDENT HO GAYA, JEEP
KEY DRIVER SEY PATRKAAR NEY PUCHA
YEH DURGATNA KESE HUI
DRIVER : MEY RAAT KEY ANDHERE MEY
GAADI CHALAA RAHA THAA . PEHLA MODE
AYAA MEY MUDE GAYA, DUSRAA MODE
AYAA MEY MUDE GAYA , TISHRAA MODE
AYAA HEE NAHII AUUR MEY MUDE GAYAA !

1) SARDAR JI ENTERS KITCHEN ,OPEN
SUGAR BOX, SEES CLOSE , WIFE
OBSERVES AGAIN HE COMES OPEN SUGAR
BOX CLOSES . WIFE ASKS WHY??
SARDAR : DOCTOR TOLD ME TO CHECK
SUGAR LEVEL - (ERFAN)

2) SUKBINDER: TELL ME FIVE FERROCIOUS
ANIMAL YOU CAN THINK OF....
YOGINDER : 3 LIONS AND 2 TIGERS

3) WHEN SARDAR JI ´S WIFE DELIVERED
TWINS SARDAR JI WAS IN SEARCH OF
THE FATHER OF SEC. CHILD. -(ERFAN)

4) SARDAR CHASES RUNNING BUS &
FINALLY CLIMBS IT AND ASK DRIVER
KYA YEH BUS TERI BEHAN LAGTI HAI?
REPLY ; TO TERI MA LAGTI HAI ,
TO MUJHEY CHADNEY KYOE NAHII DIYA

5) GENERAL:AGAR TUMHARE SAMNE SHER
AA JAYE TO TUM KYA KAROOGE
COMMANDER:MAIN KYA KAROONGA
JO KAREGA VO SHER HI KAREGA - (NIKHIL)

6) PEHLA DOST : YAAR JAB MEY SHOOT
PEHEN KER JATTA HUN TO DUKANDAR
MUJHE SABJIII MAHGII DETTAA HAI
JAB MELLA KURTA PHEN KEY JAAT HU
TO SABJII SASTII MIL JAATI HAI
DHOSRA DOST : HAATH MEY KATORA
LEKAR JAAA SABJII MUFTE MEY MIL JAAYEGII


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