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Love those lawyers jokes

A New York man was forced to take a day off from work to appear for a minor traffic offence. He grew increasingly restless as he waited hour after endless hour for his case to be heard. When his name was called late in the afternoon, he stood before the judge only to hear that court would be adjourned for the next day and he would have to return. "What for?" he snapped at the judge. His Honor, equally irked by a tedious day and the sharp query, roared, "Fined two hundred dollars for contempt of court. That's what for!" Then, noticing the checking his wallet, the judge said, "It's all right. You don't have to pay now." The young man replied, "I'm just seeing if I have enough for two more words!"
A man went to a brain store to get some brain for dinner. He sees a sign remarking on the quality of professional brain offered at this particular brain store. So he asks the butcher: "How much for engineer brain?" "Three dollars for one hundred grams." "How much for doctor brain?" "Four dollars for one hundred grams." "How much for lawyer brain?" "One hundred dollars for fifty grams." "Why is lawyer brain so much more?" "Do you know how many lawyers you need to kill to get one ounce of brain?"

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